Things culchies love

biko

A nice bit of ham.
Buttered biscuits.
Saying its too cold to snow
Pretending to know about The Ra.
Tayto Cheese & Onion
Pretending they're in The Ra.
Lucozade
Accordians
Pretending to like Holy Week.
Shania Twain.
Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
Steel toe caps.
A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
The smell of fresh dung.
Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
Work Clothes
Fightin'.
Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
'The' Hurling/Fitball.
Being overweight.
Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
Drink driving.
Red diesel
The Fear of Change.
Building stone walls.
Pretending to like mass
Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
A good blackthorn walkin stick.
Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
Machinery.
Strange uppy-downy walks.
A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
Scandal, as long as its about other people.
Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
The Ra.
Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
TK Red Lemonade

Mangler

Err

Dont you mean Things Irish love ??

JungleBunny

biko wrote:

Strange uppy-downy walks.

Huh???

landser

what a f*cken cretin

grumpytrousers

JungleBunny wrote:

Huh???

Y'know - bouncy walkers...

super_furry

"It's funny cos it's true."

PlayaFlow

lol yeah,but you forgot to mention:
Wooly jumpers
Vw Golfs/Passats
Rolling up their sleeves before attempting to do ANYTHING!
Oh and , Jumpin through fields with their fiddles and their pipes yum-dum-diddle-i-dee

scojones

What a load of crap.

biko

sjones wrote:

What a load of crap.

Touched a nerve there, did I?

Anyway it's ripped from the net somewhere, brill stuff

grumpytrousers

No mention of

- going to the bog
- having tea made with milk from a warm lucozade bottle on the bog

(I know these things 'cos i'm a culchie, and i've done 'em both....)

Board@Work

how about Copper Face Jacks.. They love it...

TerrorFirmer

lmao thats funny, made me laugh in any case, dunno whats wrong with the other grouches on this thread

OLP

that was on the radio ages ago

Steoob

the aaah before a cup of tea thats good haha

Kermitt

Most worryingly, i've caught myself doing many of those things!! :eek:
(but I am a culchie so then its ok.... alrite already i've got problems!!)

DonkeyStyle \o/

Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual

Hah, so very true
It gives ye' bettur grip on de' shovel bai! (also true, dry hands on a dry and dusty shovel is no laughing matter)

djmarkus

theres nothing wrong with TK, its 1.50 ffs!!!

TomTom

Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered

can someone explain that to me...

DonkeyStyle \o/

TomTom wrote:

Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered

can someone explain that to me...

As far as I can recall from what little Irish I picked up in school, a 'ganzee' (not the correct spelling) is a jumper.

simu

Class! Funniest thing on here in ages!

nesf

As a person, born, raised and bred in the country by a long line of culchies may I say:

roffle

Pauly26

MobileInfantry wrote:

lmao thats funny, made me laugh in any case, dunno whats wrong with the other grouches on this thread

Thats because the other grouches on here are all feckon cul cul cul cultured people

po0k

OOOOH YES!

po0k

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

As far as I can recall from what little Irish I picked up in school, a 'ganzee' (not the correct spelling) is a jumper.

geansaí

po0k

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

Hah, so very true
It gives ye' bettur grip on de' shovel bai! (also true, dry hands on a dry and dusty shovel is no laughing matter)

SHouldn't matter, we're born with callouses on our hands.

po0k

PlayaFlow wrote:

Vw Golfs/Passats

noob - VW Jetta ftw

DAEDULUS

stop posting for the sake of posting :P

ahh i see,u wanted 11,111 postcount :P