Things Dubs love

biko

Aslan
Heroin (See Aslan)
Stealin'
Joy-ridin'
Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?
Shamrock Rovers
Social welfare
Keyin' Cars
Pop Idol
Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
Compo
Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, Corpo)
Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
Burberry
Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
Saying ;I didn't bleedin' do tha'
Getting their mot's preggers
Skippin' school
Skippin' bail
Funtasia
Man U
Pushing prams while smoking
Earrings (for guys)
Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
Shop-liftin'
Not payin' the bus fare
Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
Pissing in Elevators
Racism
Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
Not readin' bukes

And...
Complaining about culchies

qz

Some funny ones there.

Berger

where

Töpher

Oh my god, did I laugh? Did I laugh? No wait, I just farted.

:mad:

Daniel_109

biko wrote:

Racism

So true!!!

blah

1 A nice bit of ham
2 Buttered biscuits
3 Diggin Houles
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck
14 Shania Twain
15 Heifers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something
21 The smell of fresh dung
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral
25 Fightin'
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball
28 Being overweight
29 Wemin wha resemble heifers
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae
31 Drink driving
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying
36 Building walls
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens
42 Mohammed Ali
43 Machinery
44 Strange uppy-downy walks
45 A good ****in read of Irelands Own
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead
47 Scandal, as long as it's about other people
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wemin
49 Soda farls
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins
53 Aetin' a big feed of spuds
54 The Ra
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth
60 TK Red Lemonade

Rhyme

Wait a sec... i got these in an email, 3 years ago

Sherifu

7 Pretending they're in The Ra

Ah come on now, who hasn't done that?

Megatron

rkm wrote:

Quote:
7 Pretending they're in The Ra




Ah come on now, who hasn't done that?

Gerry adams

jaggeh

im from dublin, i dont like any of those things. i see it as a broad generalisation and stereotypical comment. please remove it as i am offended.

danniemcq

Berger wrote:

where

dunno i think they must have got edited out

IceHawk

jaggeh wrote:

im from dublin, i dont like any of those things. i see it as a broad generalisation and stereotypical comment. please remove it as i am offended.

really? (serious question)

I'm not from Dublin, and I don't like any of the things 'culchies' are supposed to like, it's probably a broad generalisation and a stereotypical comment, but I see the humour there.

Annasopra

Just came accross this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanger

Jaeger

Missed one.

Coming down to wexford on holidays, and implying ownership of it and it's people, their stuff, all the contents of the area in general; living, dead, inert, the ****ing lot.

</bitter>

Naos

Yawn. Did Capn Midnight Start this thread?
I fail to see any humour bar megatrons 'gerry adams'..

grimloch

I'm from Dublin and found some of them fairly funny.

johnplayerblue

Johnnymcg wrote:

Just came accross this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanger

Such a good read and so true

StupidLikeAFox

in fairness im pretty sure its aimed at the scanger element of dublin, which is quite large.

Aw some of the dubs arent getting upset coz theyre the butt of the joke now are they...?

abercrombie

ColHol wrote:

in fairness im pretty sure its aimed at the scanger element of dublin, which is quite large.

Aw some of the dubs arent getting upset coz theyre the butt of the joke now are they...?

yeah aimed at the scangers OBVIOUSLY!! lol. nah i found them quite funny really

NotMe

grimloch wrote:

I'm from Dublin and found some of them fairly funny.

me too cos a lot of them are true... same with the culchies one.

Suaimhneach

I'm from Tallaght and I thought most of em where hilarious. As with the culchie ones.

Its funny cuz its true generally applies. Doenst mean the post is about *j00*.

Sully

Jaeger wrote:

Missed one.

Coming down to wexford on holidays, and implying ownership of it and it's people, their stuff, all the contents of the area in general; living, dead, inert, the ****ing lot.

</bitter>

Eh u think u got it bad!?! Let me re-phrase that and ye can add this to the list::

Coming down to Tramore on holidays, and implying ownership of it and it's people, their stuff, all the contents of the area in general; living, dead, inert, the ****ing lot. Arse wipes.

de5p0i1er

Mear wrote:

Yawn. Did Capn Midnight Start this thread?
I fail to see any humour bar megatrons 'gerry adams'..

Im with you on that one.