Harry Potter & the ???

thejovialhost

Harry Potter and the illegitimate child with hermoine

JBoyle4eva

Glasses: A tale told from Harry's perspective; an intimate biography

CyClops

Harry Potter Hits Puberty!

Pigman II

Harry Potter and the art of Broomstick Maintainance.

Sleepy

Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom.

Scarinae

Harry Potter and the Sexual Awakening

Lamia

Harry Potter and the Artist Formerly Known as Prince

dramaqueen

Harry Potter Does the Kama Sutra
A photographic guide to all your favourites with handy tips and step by step instructions.

Harry Potter goes to Smugglers Top

Sirius Black meets Nelson Mandela : A prisoners' retrospective.

Harry Potter and the Escape from Lilliput.

Harry Potter's Workout : Shed those Christmas pounds.

dedoublya

Harry Potter - Book 7

supersheep

Harry Potter and the Killer Jam Sandwich

JBoyle4eva

Harry potter and the curse of the stuck lid on the jar containing a horcrux

CrimE

Harry Potter learns to rap

Harry Potter and the blatant underlying homosexual subtext

Harry Potter and Mrs. Weasley 5 -XXX-

Harry Potter and the arrival of puberty

:rolleyes:

Edit; I have just realised I have posted in a harry potter forum... :eek:

d4gurl

Harry Potter and the powerful poopy pants

supersheep

Harry Potter and the Super-Chopper
(The Airwolf cross-over. And this one is something I'm planning on actually writing so as to satisfy The Atheist, so eyes peeled. Better han JKR? You bet your sweet tushie!)

Lothaar

Harry Potter and the Surprised Lettuce.

Harry Potter and the Previously Withheld Information

Hara-Kiri and the Ritual Suicide.

Hare Krishna and the Shaving of Cranium.

Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Aswan Dam.

This is not the Best Harry Potter Book in the World, This is Just a Tribute.

Geordie_Girl

Harry Potter and the Sickening Commercial Success.

(Have to say this is the bf's suggestion, I Love Harry Potter (not in that way though), although I kinda have to agree, LOL)

butters scotch

JBoyle4eva wrote:

Glasses: A tale told from Harry's perspective; an intimate biography

lol funny

Outcast

Harry Potter DIES

Roxy*

Harry Potter and the college years.........
BETTER not be the last book they're too amazing to stop!!!!!!

Scarinae

Roxy* wrote:

Harry Potter and the college years.........
BETTER not be the last book they're too amazing to stop!!!!!!

I think she has already said that they will stop. I mean, it's not like she needs any more money, and you'll probably find that if she kept going indefinitely people would start talking about how she's "losing her touch" and it's "just not the same". So actually she'd probably be wse to stop while she's ahead

J.R.HARTLEY

Harry Potter and the 20 somethings hired to play teenagers.

Steve_o

Harry Potter and The Battle to Restore Middle Earth
Harry Potter and The Battle with Puberty

Souljacker

Hmm.. In reply to the post above, firstly you've got the wrong movie mate and secondly me thinks your about five years to late for your final suggestion

For me I'm going to go with Harry Potter and The Return of the Veil.

Sirius will rise!!

qz

Souljacker wrote:

Hmm.. In reply to the post above, firstly you've got the wrong movie mate and secondly me thinks your about five years to late for your final suggestion

For me I'm going to go with Harry Potter and The Return of the Veil.

Sirius will rise!!

*ahem* I think the majority of people posting in this thread were joking.

Souljacker

Oh no I got that, I only meant to comment of the joke. But I meant no offence.

Ok here's another Harry Potter and the traitors bond, or something to that effect (or is it affect I always mix up them two).

Or Harry Potter and Loves final stand.

qz

Yeah, I'm gonna go with supersheep's idea: Harry Potter and the Killer Jam Sandwich.

supersheep

It's the mos likely one so far, after all... If you extrapolate the letter patterns from the previous six books, and apply the same algorithm to the seventh, and then translate it from Latin and rearrange the letters, Killer Jam Sandwich is what you get... Seriously, it's true. Try it.

daiixi

Harry Potter and the Turd Sandwich?

Harry Potter and the Giant Douche?

Informagician

Harry Potter and the Battle for Westmeath
Harry Potter vs Barry Trotter: The Final Battle
Harry Potter and the Game of Magical Strip Poker
Harry Spotter and the Final Battle against Acne

PS Fishie, the Italian for "I am a fish" is "Io sono un pesce"

tba

Harry Potter and The Roundhouse kick to the Face
Harry Potter and The Tough Final Exam
Harry Potter and The Obvious position as Teacher
Harry Potter and The Unnessessary 500 extra pages
Harry Potter and The Realisation that Fame isn't Everything
Harry Potter and The Explosive Diarrhea of DOOM!
Harry Potter and The unfortunate Sport Injury
Harry Potter and The drunken Night of Ecstacy
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Aftershock
Harry Potter Lets one rip
Harry Potter Simply walks into Mordor
Harry Potter Goes to Disneyland
Harry Potter Runs For President
Harry Potter Goes to Rehab
Harry Potter Becomes a real boy
Harry Potter Has Plastic surgery to remove that nasty scar
Harry Potter Forgets how to Breath
Ron Weasley And the pointless spin-off

KamiKazi

HARRY POTTER AND A NAKED CLEMENCE POESY

MMMMMMM......:p

LegacyUser

Harry Potter and the Ultimate Showdown

Lone Wolf

KamiKazi wrote:

HARRY POTTER AND A NAKED CLEMENCE POESY

MMMMMMM......:p

I second that motion

Acid_Violet

CrimE wrote:

Harry Potter and the blatant underlying homosexual subtext

Really? I never noticed........:o

Timans

..and the Wet Dream

friend and foe

Harry Potter sings Journey



just a mudblood girl,
livin' in a muggle world,
she took the hogwarts train,
and she's got frizzy hair

just an orphaned boy
born and raised, he got no toys
he took the hogwarts train
no-one even cared

don't stop believin'

hydomel

Harry Potter and Dobby's Little Affair.
Ronald Weasley and the Demise of his Best Friend
Harry Potter and the Trip to Azkaban For Beastiality:D

darthculain

Harry Potter and the Padded Room

doonothing

friend and foe wrote:

Harry Potter sings Journey



just a mudblood girl,
livin' in a muggle world,
she took the hogwarts train,
and she's got frizzy hair

just an orphaned boy
born and raised, he got no toys
he took the hogwarts train
no-one even cared

don't stop believin'

bahahahaha!

Conchubhair

How about.....:and the deathly hollows
there could be a slight chance of it being called that:rolleyes:

Kinetic^

Harry Potter and the enormous cockwart!!!

admiralofthefleet

harry potter and the final load of bollocks

KnifeWRENCH

Harry Potter and his untimely death on page 14
Harry Potter and a DIFFERENT Philosophers Stone (no,seriously)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of FUNK
Harry Potter and the half-arsed attempt at a title.
Harry Potter,etcetera.
and Harry Potter and The Merchant of Venice,a Shakespeare crossover.

"Why Voldemort,thou wretched villain.Thou hast slain mine ancestors,hence thou shalt perish upon mine wand"

by the way i couldnt be bothered quoting,but my favourite so far was "harry potter and the artist formerly known as prince"

remus808

friend and foe wrote:

Harry Potter sings Journey



just a mudblood girl,
livin' in a muggle world,
she took the hogwarts train,
and she's got frizzy hair

just an orphaned boy
born and raised, he got no toys
he took the hogwarts train
no-one even cared

don't stop believin'

YESSS!!


Here we stand
Worlds apart, hearts broken in two, two, two
Sleepless nights
Losing ground
I'm reaching for you, you, you

(was too lazy to change lyrics)

PrincessFiona

Hee hee here's my titles:

Harry Potter and the Da Vinci code

Harry Potter: Meet the Parents
followed by the sequel, Harry Potter: Meet the Fockers


Harry and Ron: Brokeback Mountain


Harry goes Potty: A tale of Underage Magic, Drugs and Sex
(as told by Harry to Rita Skeeter)

Harry goes to Rehab


CSI: Hogwarts


Harry Potter as 007: The Quest for the Seven Horcruxes


Harry does time: Memoirs from Azkaban


I could go on, but i'll stop there before they get any worse.....

twentytwo

J K Rowling will opt for this one, I guaranty you:

Harry Potter & the deadly Qidditch Championship

or even

Harry Potter & the Chinese Invasion

see 4 yourself here: http://harrypottersadventures.blogspot.com/

Lockstep

HP and the uneventful year where noone tries to kill him

LoneGunM@n

Harry Potter & his love for the older man or

Harry Potter & the polishing of Dumbledore's Wand