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Harry Potter & the ???

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    #92
    Kinetic^
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    Harry Potter and the enormous cockwart!!!


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    #93
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    harry potter and the final load of bollocks


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    #94
    KnifeWRENCH
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    Harry Potter and his untimely death on page 14
    Harry Potter and a DIFFERENT Philosophers Stone (no,seriously)
    Harry Potter and the Goblet of FUNK
    Harry Potter and the half-arsed attempt at a title.
    Harry Potter,etcetera.
    and Harry Potter and The Merchant of Venice,a Shakespeare crossover.

    "Why Voldemort,thou wretched villain.Thou hast slain mine ancestors,hence thou shalt perish upon mine wand"

    by the way i couldnt be bothered quoting,but my favourite so far was "harry potter and the artist formerly known as prince"


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    #95
    remus808
    Registered Users Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭remus808


    friend and foe wrote:
    Harry Potter sings Journey



    just a mudblood girl,
    livin' in a muggle world,
    she took the hogwarts train,
    and she's got frizzy hair

    just an orphaned boy
    born and raised, he got no toys
    he took the hogwarts train
    no-one even cared

    don't stop believin'     :p

    YESSS!!


    Here we stand
    Worlds apart, hearts broken in two, two, two
    Sleepless nights
    Losing ground
    I'm reaching for you, you, you

    (was too lazy to change lyrics)


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    #96
    PrincessFiona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭PrincessFiona


    Hee hee here's my titles:

    Harry Potter and the Da Vinci code

    Harry Potter: Meet the Parents
    followed by the sequel, Harry Potter: Meet the Fockers


    Harry and Ron: Brokeback Mountain


    Harry goes Potty: A tale of Underage Magic, Drugs and Sex
    (as told by Harry to Rita Skeeter)

    Harry goes to Rehab


    CSI: Hogwarts


    Harry Potter as 007: The Quest for the Seven Horcruxes


    Harry does time: Memoirs from Azkaban


    I could go on, but i'll stop there before they get any worse..... :D


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    #97
    twentytwo
    Registered Users Posts: 1 ✭twentytwo


    J K Rowling will opt for this one, I guaranty you:

    Harry Potter & the deadly Qidditch Championship

    or even

    Harry Potter & the Chinese Invasion

    see 4 yourself here: http://harrypottersadventures.blogspot.com/


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    #98
    Lockstep
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    HP and the uneventful year where noone tries to kill him


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    #99
    LoneGunM@n
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    Harry Potter & his love for the older man or

    Harry Potter & the polishing of Dumbledore's Wand


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