Plot Twist Game

sterculelum

they weren't apes, but gorillas.

Willy Wonka

Blisterman

Willy wonka was actually a pedo grooming those kids.

Next
Dazed and Confused

TheIrishGrover

Easy one:

Seven

WetDaddy

When Brad Pitt opened the box, inside was actually a tiny Morgan Freeman with the face of Brad Pitt and the body of Kevin Spacey. It then leaps out and shrieks "These walls are funny!" and explodes in a shower of pulped yams which Brad Pitt hurridly gobbles down and then has a massive heart attack and makes love to actual Kevin Spacey while Steven Segal is trying on a ninja suit for his son, Trevor's, birthday party.

Then, Exeunt.


Next: Schindler's List

monkeyfudge

TheIrishGrover wrote:

Easy one:

Seven

It was just a cake in the box and he really hated lemon frosting.

BlitzKrieg

for schindlers list:

He misplaces the list behind the sofa and they all get sent to a death camp (i'm evil)


next: Day of the Locust

madrab

they were actually grasshoppers in drag


next: donnie darko

monkeyfudge

madrab wrote:

they were actually grasshoppers in drag


next: donnie darko

Patrick Swayze was actually a pedo grooming those kids....

oh wait...

Hercule

The only way to save donnie darko was to go back to the future, then to the past and then kill the giant rabbit, then become the giant rabbit, all around me are familiar faces, follow the weird bubble things, went to school and i was vey nervous, Donnie Darko was the pilot on the plane! going nowhere- wait, that propably all happened in the film..........DOH!

Memento

Blisterman

It wasn't actually backwards, that was actually how things went.
Next

Wayne's World

Pigman II

Wayne cuts his hair and becomes an insurance salesman

Next : Anchorman

madrab

brick has a horrible car accident and is paralized, following which he changes his name to Dr. Stephen Hawkins

next: They Live

Cured_Alright

The sunglasses weren't magical at all, they were those glasses that have tiny screens in them and it was a David Lynch adaptation of 1984.

Next: The Third Man

sterculelum

He was not a man, but a woman in drag!

Next: Lost In Translation

Pigman II

The Ferris Wheel in the PraterPark breaks under the weight of Orson Welles.

Next : FightClub

sterculelum

(fight club has been done before i think, anyway)

they got the first rule of Fight Club wrong by mistake.

Next: Ferris Bueller

Cured_Alright

It turns out Helena Bonham Carter was also another personality of Ed Norton and he was having sex with himself the whole time.

Next: Requiem For A Dream

sterculelum

the woman at the end that Jenny Connolly has to **** had genital warts.

Dr Strangelove

Cured_Alright

When Dr Strangelove and the President et al go down to the caves to start a new civilization they discover a secret race of molemen who slaughter them and thus destroy the human race.

Next: Eyes Wide Shut

GreenHell

All the naked people were just wearing skin coloured jump suits.

NEXT: 12 angery men

sterculelum

Tom Cruise was, really, gay.

Next: Full Metal Jacket

sterculelum

The annoying guy who stuck it out til the end was hired by the KKK and was subsequentally killed for failing.

Closer

Necronomicon

It was all a horrible nightmare concocted in the director's head.

Next: Oldboy

GreenHell

Oldboy was never kidnapped, he just upped and left for a strange cult that tortures and implants you with ants on a weekly basis.

NEXT: Garden State

Necronomicon

It wasn't a state, it was a province.

Next: Equilibrium.

sterculelum

It was all Neo from the Matrix's worst nightmare.

next: Husbands & Wives

Cured_Alright

Woody Allen's future wife appears as a baby infant briefly. (not really a plot twist, but damn weird)

Next: Dances With Wolves

sterculelum

It was all a metaphor for dancing contests.

Next: 24 Hour Party People.

Pigman II

Ian Curtis was only playing 'the choking game'

Next : Tron

madrab

it was an add for xbox360

next: office space

sterculelum

the fat loser was a genius who plotted it all and hypnotised the men into doing it.

Next: Blazing Saddles

Pigman II

The word that kept getting drowned out was 'niggler'

Next : A beautiful mind

sterculelum

He was really yer man from The O.C pretending to be Nash.

Next: Battle Royale

sterculelum

You could viddy horrorshow and clear that it was all an allegory for sexual discovery and coming of age, real horrorshow like. Amen, and all that cal!

Next: Battle Royale.

EDIT: The above was posted when there was Clockwork Orange next.

Cured_Alright

It was based on a true story

Next: Rushmore

sterculelum

the student and teacher eventually *****ed.

next:::: The Aviator

Cured_Alright

It was later found out that Howard wasn't afraid of germs, but cooties.

Next: Basic Instinct

sterculelum

Mick Douglas hid her knickers that day so she couldn't find them.

Next::::: Catch Me If You Can

Cured_Alright

The whole thing was one of Forrest Gump's stories

Next: Mars Attacks!

madrab

they really did want to be our friends

next: hero

TheIrishGrover

survives, calls his guards, they riddle Nameless. We then see that the Emporor is recounting the tale to Broken Sword........ they are all wearing bright yellow...... Next


The Goonies

sterculelum

Haven't seen that....

so I'll revive the thread with....

Irreversible

TOPDAWG

TheIrishGrover wrote:

The Goonies

The woman from Dont Throw Momma From the Train and her goons, it turns out they werent actually chasing the kids, just tryin to get them to sponsor der charity fun run to fund Chunks (the guy with the weird head) special learning classes..........oh and she had a bit of a thing for the little chinese kid......

next up

The Scorpion KIng (just watched it so its fresh in d head)

johnny_ultimate

The Rock is not actually a scorpion. Nor is he a king. He is actually the tarantula queen.

Next : Romeo and Juliet

TheIrishGrover

Juliet says "I don't fancy you, you got a big head with a tiny face" So Romeo buggers off on some kind of cruise on an unsinkable ship.........


Next

Highlander

madrab

when mcloud gets the quickening and learns of the sequel movies, he chops his own head off

next: transformers the movie

The Lopper

Transform into a real-action quality tv series......like the Power Rangers.:P


Dirty Harry

Ruskie4Rent

He was really lucky and Harry's magnum backfired.( can that happen? )


Next Film: The Passion

madrab

they got the wrong guy, it was budda on the cross

next: gremlins

Ann Elk

Gizmo had'em all fooled - he got hitched to the bride of chucky and blazed a trail of death and debauchery across the whole continent.

Next film
Citizen Cane