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Maths

  • 22-08-2005 10:53pm
    #1
    shellspeare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭


    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
    >
    > "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have
    > certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
    > happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or
    > offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at
    > the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home
    > before midnight. - Your Husband"
    >
    > When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
    > that read as follows:
    >
    > "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive
    > this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
    > Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
    > appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
    > into 18. Don't wait up."


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