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Father ?

  • 23-08-2005 09:51PM
    #1
    greglo23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭


    Guy is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
    rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
    hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be
    waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might
    know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"

    She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
    of one of my children !



    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
    Christ! he says "are you that stripper on my stag night that I shagged
    on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped
    me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass





    No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher


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