Want a cookie?

Mr.Nice Guy

Well?

Le Rack

No! theres no choc chip!

Einstein

What Le Racky said

Mr.Nice Guy

Le Rack wrote:

No! theres no choc chip!

There is...don't ask where.

Le Rack

Fine then show me the choc chip and I will have a cookie but unless theres choc chip... *me shakes fist at MNG*

Mr.Nice Guy

You don't want the choc chip. TRUST ME.

Sarky

Cookies killed my father, and raped my mother. With the family dog.

Mr.Nice Guy

Sarky wrote:

Cookies killed my father, and raped my mother. With the family dog.

So you don't want one then?

Le Rack

He can have the chips outta mine

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.multicians.org/cookie.html

The original cookie program.
[php]cookie: proc;

dcl messages (7) char (64) initial (
"Give me a cookie?",
"I want a cookie!",
"Come on: I want a cookie!",
"GIVE ME A COOKIE!!",
"I ^RNEED^B a cookie!!!!!",
"Please, just ^Rone^B cookie, I promise I'll go away!!",
"YOU BAGBITER, ^RKEEP^B YOUR ******* COOKIES!!"),
flipflop bit (1) static initial (""b),
ioa_ ext entry,
cookie$bear ext entry,
timer_manager_$alarm_call ext entry (fixed bin (71), bit (2), entry),
timer_manager_$reset_alarm_call ext entry (entry),
counter static initial (1) fixed bin,
times (6) fixed bin (71) static initial (60, 240, 240, 200, 400, 120),
newl static initial ("^/") char (2);

/*+ This entrypoint is called when the hacker types "cookie" the first
time, or when the victim types "cookie" to satisfy the monster. +*/

if flipflop = ""b
then call timer_manager_$alarm_call (1200, "11"b, cookie$bear);
else do;
call timer_manager_$reset_alarm_call (cookie$bear);
call ioa_ ("Thank you!! (yum yum yum yum.......)");
counter = 1;
end;

flipflop = ^flipflop;
return;

/*+ This entrypoint is called by the timer_manager_ "call back" facility
after the timer goes off. Note that after printing 7 messages, the
cookie program "gives up" and stops setting further alarm timers. But
it also resets itself so that if sometime types "cookie", it will
start the cycle all over again. +*/

bear: entry;

call ioa_ (newl || messages (counter));
if counter = 7 then do;
flipflop = ""b;
call timer_manager_$reset_alarm_call (cookie$bear);
counter = 1;
return;
end;

call timer_manager_$reset_alarm_call (cookie$bear);
call timer_manager_$alarm_call (times (counter), "11"b, cookie$bear);
counter = counter + 1;
return;

end cookie;[/php]

Le Rack

^^^yeeesss

Scraggs

mr. nice guy they dont look like cookies to me more like 'baked goods'
and i would like some baked goods perhaps some of those jammy numbers
thank you
that is all

Mr.Nice Guy

Scraggs wrote:

mr. nice guy they dont look like cookies to me more like 'baked goods'
and i would like some baked goods perhaps some of those jammy numbers
thank you
that is all

Scraggs, you shouldn't question the woman's cookies. I'm not sure what's in her right hand. It looks like a pair of scissors. :eek:

jezza

Hoookies????

sanncoo

Did someone mention cookies?

/takes non choc chip cookie!!!

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom......................nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, NOM!

Scraggs

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Scraggs, you shouldn't question the woman's cookies. I'm not sure what's in her right hand. It looks like a pair of scissors. :eek:

didn't notice that...I see what you mean..

Gee whizz, I'd sure looove some of those mighty finne cookies ya got there ma'am


:cool:

Le Rack

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Scraggs, you shouldn't question the woman's cookies. I'm not sure what's in her right hand. It looks like a pair of scissors. :eek:

And look how she's kinda holding them behind her back with a menacing grin?! :eek:
You can just hear her "Come on children, come to the cookies, and die! And And And ENJOY!"

Sarky

I'm off for food now. POSSIBLY INCLUDING COOKIES.

Who knows?

*Strokes beard mysteriously*

Le Rack

Come to think of it I haven't had cookies in quite some time...

*Hey Mau! Go get me some cookies would-cha??!!*

Sarky

The Beard spake truly. Not only did It lead me to foodstuffs of a cookie-like nature, but in Its generous wisdom pointed me towards a 100% extra free pack of chocolate chip righteousness.

Truly, I am blessed.

Le Rack

how the? what the? 100% extra free?!
NOOOO!

L31mr0d

*waves hands mysteriously over thread*

Live I commands dee, this thread has been resurrected for all to post in

*Moo Wah ah ah*

on topic. Yes I would like a cookie