2 penguins in a bath....

slavetothegrind

Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says " where's the soap?"
The second one replies " It does! Doesn't it!"
:eek:

jellie

i dont get it..

slavetothegrind

Say it out loud to your self....
and slowly.
More of an aural gag!!!

StupidLikeAFox

nope, not happenin, whats it supposed to sound like

slavetothegrind

OK
Think dirty!!!

grimloch

My family thinks I'm a bit strange now as I'm out here effectively talking to myself. Elaboration please.

EDIT:Are we having our legs pulled on this one?

slavetothegrind

Joke effectively killed by explaination but here goes....
Second nun engaged in forbidden activity?
:eek:

Goodshape

but "where's the soap?" ?

I don't get it either.

jellie

WTF...

grimloch

I must be extra slow today as I'm still at a loss to what's going on.

thejovialhost

Worst.Joke.Ever.

slavetothegrind

In a bid to prove im not insanely debilitated humour wise...

Second nun is using said soap to pleasure herself,
"tis a play on words
Apologies.

Won't happen again!

Not tonight anyway!

Maybe...

jellie

Eve e wrote:

wears down the soap.

ah. at least some1 could explain it properly.

crap

aidan_walsh

Jokes that require lateral thinking are rarely jokes at all.

cornbb

I got it. Its not *that* funny

TheIrishGrover

joeclif wrote:

In a bid to prove im not insanely debilitated humour wise...

Second nun is using said soap to pleasure herself,
"tis a play on words
Apologies.

Won't happen again!

Not tonight anyway!

Maybe...

I thought it was funny. Haven't heard it meself in years..

Flasher jumps out infront of 3 80 year old women. 2 had a stroke... The 3rd couldn't reach

thejovialhost

Good not like the other 'alleged' joke

EFC-4eva

???sense it makes not

MarkR

Is it a play on the word "where"?

Or maybe it's a nun thing!

BrokenArrows

MarkR wrote:

Is it a play on the word "where"?

Or maybe it's a nun thing!

It is a play on the word "Where's".
If you pronunce the word "where" too correctly it doesnt work.
Replace "where's" with "wear's".

Wear's the soap.

It does......

c - 13

Thank you to the poster who FINALLY managed to explain that joke -

People have been telling that one for years and would never explain it.

Gilgamesh

MAn you should be banned for frying my brain like that in the morning and then the actual joke it sh!te too,

Hagar

Clever joke. Not overly funny but clever.

Naos

I got it.. Then realised it wasnt funny... Then I read through the other 22 posts.

Now I realise that I have spent 2 minutes of my life reading the worst joke ever, ever now, and about 1 minute thinking and writing a reply..

Im going to get something to eat now, I hope when I return the Humour forum is graced with, well, humour frankly.

mad m

TheIrishGrover wrote:

Flasher jumps out infront of 3 80 year old women. 2 had a stroke... The 3rd couldn't reach

Now that was funny.