Chinese Wedding Night

Liffeyman

Chinese Wedding Night


A Chinese couple gets married and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he's not
too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under
the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry
frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want."

"Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows
and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure,

"I want to try somethin I have heard about . . . numbaa 69 please."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
puzzled tone he queries . . .

"You want . . . Beef wiff Broccori?"

Hagar

Heard it before but still very funny.