The sort of joke a lady likes

Liffeyman

> > > > In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After
three
> >
> > > > weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.
> > > >
> > > > "How're things, Eve? He asked.
> > > >
> > > > "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
> > > > sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
> > > > wonderful but I just have this one problem. It's these three
breasts
> >
> > > > you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I
am
> > > > constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches,
> > > > snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
> > > >
> > > > "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
> > > > that
> > > >
> > > > you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd
> > > > need
> > > >
> > > > half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right
away!"
> > > >
> > > > So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it
into
> > > > the bushes.
> > > >
> > > > Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the
garden.
> > > >
> > > > "Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked.
> > > >
> > > > "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on
your
> > > > part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her
ram,
> > > > The cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I
feel
> >
> > > > so alone."
> > > >
> > > > God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right.
> > > >
> > > > How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will
> > > > immediately create Man from a part of you!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"

grimloch

Thats deadly.

Still laughing as I post. Wait till the family hears this.

spartacus93

ya, ya thats good!

I'll be telling that to all the lads!

Steoob

haha it would be more of a burn if we knew adam really.. haha