The Tired Soldier

Liffeyman

The Tired Soldier

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train,
looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to
a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The
war-weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The French
woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans.
You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using
that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after
another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the
woman with the dog.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The French
woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude,
you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and
chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you
Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat
holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side
of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

spartacus93

Mad me laugh, im after a few beers do!

Steoob

haha thats good... good set of jokes Liffyman.. man haha