f(x)=3y+4

whiskeyman

f(x)=3y+4 goes into a restraunt with his girlfriend 4y=5x-2.
"Hi, can I have a table for two please".
Waiter "Sorry sir, we don't cater for functions here"

Kinetic^

whiskeyman wrote:

f(x)=3y+4 goes into a restraunt with his girlfriend 4y=5x-2.
"Hi, can I have a table for two please".
Waiter "Sorry sir, we don't cater for functions here"

Somebody please shoot whiskeyman.....pretty please!!!!!!

whiskeyman

Keyser Soze 69 wrote:

Somebody please shoot whiskeyman.....pretty please!!!!!!

Sorry man, but I had to share these jems!
I've got a few more...

Tar.Aldarion

oh my god :eek:
my fault...what did i expect from the title!

Kinetic^

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

oh my god :eek:
my fault...what did i expect from the title!

Tar, get nightwish down here now, this guy needs to eliminated asap!!!

whiskeyman

oh man, have mercy!!
I sware, just one more post... yee can judge me on that

Tar.Aldarion

Keyser Soze 69 wrote:

Tar, get nightwish down here now, this guy needs to eliminated asap!!!

shes gone off somewhere so i will take it from here

/ZAAAAAAAPs whiskey

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

shes gone off somewhere so i will take it from here

/ZAAAAAAAPs whiskey

You can't forget to use the voice of the gay guy from the Simpsons - Zaaaap

Tar.Aldarion

what voice do you think i was using tbh

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

what voice do you think i was using tbh

A Swedish one perhaps? Just making sure

Tar.Aldarion

Squirrel wrote:

A Swedish one perhaps? Just making sure

ye a hot swedish chick..just to confuse him

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

ye a hot swedish chick..just to confuse him

Wahoo! Hot Swedish chick, aww just Tar, I mean...

Tar.Aldarion

just tar eh,nobody ever loves the guys

so i throw on teat hot girl accent,you know to make guys suffer!

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

just tar eh,nobody ever loves the guys

so i throw on teat hot girl accent,you know to make guys suffer!

Everybody loves Tar, and they better love the guys

Tar.Aldarion

heh everybody loves tar....thats bad too...especially when some drunk guy tries to come on to ya...where is the happy middle ground i ask!

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

heh everybody loves tar....thats bad too...especially when some drunk guy tries to come on to ya...where is the happy middle ground i ask!

Speaking from experience?

/Me remembers male air hostess coming onto me *shudder*

The happy middle ground is in Sweden with the hot chicks

Tar.Aldarion

ya experience but i have only had to dodge a guy once thank god

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

ya experience but i have only had to dodge a guy once thank god

Lucky bastard, twice, in one day, the afforementioned plane and a gay guy in Portugal following me around

Tar.Aldarion

haha my brother got asked to join a guy in his room for a striptease in italy

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

haha my brother got asked to join a guy in his room for a striptease in italy

For journalistic purposes I hope, he should join a running club, it helps

Tar.Aldarion

nothing like pimping your forum!

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

nothing like pimping your forum!

Why not? I was actually pimping athletics in general, under-rated sport

Tar.Aldarion

ya i was talking about your athletics forum in general!

Squirrel

Maths to athletics in about 20 moves, that gotta be a record

Tar.Aldarion

asin(theta)/2u is my formula of the day.

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

asin(theta)/2u is my formula of the day.

I can go as high as fourth year formulae, I won't even bother, btw is that a real formula?

Tar.Aldarion

ye,mathematical physics formula for maximum height.

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

ye,mathematical physics formula for maximum height.

Learn something new everyday

Tar.Aldarion

oopps i think that a should be squared :eek:

Squirrel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

oopps i think that a should be squared :eek:

So learn something new, wrong, everyday, it works

Tar.Aldarion

ye i forget something every day!