I might be banned for this one...

whiskeyman · 29-08-2005 3:55pm #1

A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is walking down the High St. one day when he spots an advert in his local record shop for "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". On further enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this subject has just been released and a few copies are available in store there and then.

Naturally, being a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps he is curious and asks the young chap behind the counter if he can have a listen to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe".

A few seconds later the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is standing at one of those little sound stations with his headphones on and a puzzled expression on his face. He removes the Headphones, walks back to the counter and catches the young sales persons attention. "Excuse me" he says, "I'm A World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe", and I must say, there appears to be some mistake. Those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar". The young man dutifully checks the recording in question and assures the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps that he is indeed listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe".

Puzzled, the World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps returns to the headphones and once again begins to listen. After a few seconds he once again returns to the counter and accosts the young fellow there. ""Excuse me" he says, "As I mentioned before, I am a World renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe" and I have to say again, those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar. Are you certain I have been listening to the correct recording?" Slightly exasperated by now, the young man checks the disc currently playing and with a slightly sheepish grin confesses:

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"Oops, sorry Sir, I seem to have played you the Bee side"

kaimera · 29-08-2005 3:59pm

lmfao.

/me slinks away.

sorry, work is kinda like that today

Maximilian · 29-08-2005 4:03pm

Such a bad joke, so why did I just snot myself! Nice one.

jimi_t · 29-08-2005 4:03pm

Try telling that one drunk....

jcoote · 29-08-2005 4:04pm

thats absolutly brilliant lmao

grumpytrousers · 29-08-2005 4:05pm

jcoote wrote:

thats absolutly brilliant lmao

I have to concur. This should be a sticky!!!!

Kinetic^ · 29-08-2005 4:06pm

you muppet!!!!!!!!

jcoote · 29-08-2005 4:08pm

grumpytrousers wrote:

I have to concur. This should be a sticky!!!!

here here!!

Dizzyblabla · 29-08-2005 4:09pm

I giggled!! tee hee.... ha ha, now I'm laughing out loud and other are looking at me like I'm bonkers here at work!

Corben Dallas · 29-08-2005 4:21pm

class
*thumps up!*

cotillion · 29-08-2005 4:46pm

I usually like stupid jokes, but that one sucks.

Tobias Greeshman · 29-08-2005 5:06pm

Jaysus you are getting mixed reviews aren't ya... Well it made me laugh, nice one!

spartacus93 · 29-08-2005 6:10pm

oh thats fantastic, thank you!

mad m · 29-08-2005 8:50pm

Well the build up has to be the Subject of the post...Banned indeed.

Good one

TerrorFirmer · 29-08-2005 8:54pm

lmao brilliant

de5p0i1er · 30-08-2005 5:12am

So bad its good

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Hagar · 30-08-2005 7:41am

Very funny. Keep 'em coming.

d4gurl · 31-08-2005 11:34pm

i only got it after reading it twice oops!lol!it was funny tho!

danniemcq · 31-08-2005 11:45pm

sticky it! STICKY IT!!!

kawaii · 31-08-2005 11:50pm

Lol-ish...

Ya it was kinda...

No, no what am I saying. That was terrible...

/me opposes all sticky requests.

I can see this being sticky'd just to spite me...

Stabshauptmann · 31-08-2005 11:53pm

cotillion wrote:

I usually like stupid jokes, but that one sucks.

Thats because its not a stupid joke...

grumpytrousers · 01-09-2005 9:44am

It's crossed my mind that only people of a certain age (or who are familiar with vinyl singles - and anoraky record store staff) may find this funny...

Them there CD singles don't have b-sides, do they...

tallus · 01-09-2005 6:33pm

lol

X-SL · 01-09-2005 7:30pm

cd's do have bsides. well bands realase another cd known as the bsides. i'm not sure how vniyls work. maybe your right. didn't do anyhting for me

Tar.Aldarion · 01-09-2005 7:34pm

oh god i cant believe i laughed

grumpytrousers · 02-09-2005 12:04am

X-SL wrote:

cd's do have bsides. well bands realase another cd known as the bsides. i'm not sure how vniyls work. maybe your right. didn't do anyhting for me

I think - but I could be wrong - that you're kinda proving my point