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A joke i made up

30-08-2005 3:24pm

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Scruff

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Aheh-hem...

What did Russell Crowe say after he was found guilty of cannibalising his wife?

That he wouldn’t apologise cause he was gladiator.

boom boom tish!

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#2 30-08-2005 3:27pm

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Scruff wrote:

Aheh-hem...

What did Russell Crowe say after he was found guilty of cannibalising his wife?

That he wouldn’t apologise cause he was gladiator.

boom boom tish!

don't quit your day job

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#3 30-08-2005 3:28pm

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:mad: Quick, somebody get a shotgun!!!!!

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#4 30-08-2005 3:30pm

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terrible....

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#5 30-08-2005 3:31pm

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admittedly i did kinda snicker, but I agree Gilgamesh

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#6 30-08-2005 3:36pm

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Gilgamesh wrote:

don't quit your day job

Tut, Gilgamesh, do you actually think he has 1

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#7 30-08-2005 3:38pm

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F----
Thread does not deliver. Do not recommend reading it.

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#8 30-08-2005 4:36pm

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koneko wrote:

F----
Thread does not deliver. Do not recommend reading it.

oh yeah tell us now ... AFTER WE HAVE TO READ THE THING

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#9 30-08-2005 4:44pm

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thats a bit harsh koneko. such scathing comments might stifle my creativity, u communist north korean!

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#10 30-08-2005 4:54pm

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What did Scruff say when Russell Crowe hit him with a phone?

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#11 30-08-2005 4:57pm

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Zapho wrote:

What did Scruff say when Russell Crowe hit him with a phone?

Ow!

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#12 30-08-2005 5:05pm

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Zapho wrote:

What did Scruff say when Russell Crowe hit him with a phone?

Hit me baby one more time.

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#13 30-08-2005 5:12pm

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was this what the porter told Russ in the lobby just before the phone-throw?

Good one though Scruff!!

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#14 30-08-2005 5:23pm

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Scruff wrote:

Hit me baby one more time.

Hehehehehehe!

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#15 31-08-2005 10:11am

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Come on, i laughed. And im gonna tell as many people as i can before i forget it. Well done!

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#16 31-08-2005 11:06am

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Scruff wrote:

thats a bit harsh koneko. such scathing comments might stifle my creativity, u communist north korean!

Pff all the cool kids are doing it
It's only a matter of time before you become a communist too
JOIN US

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