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My favourite blonde joke

whiskeyman · 2005-08-30 16:35:21

havent seen this one here (at least in a while anyway) A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's licence. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What…

30-08-2005 5:35pm

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whiskeyman

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havent seen this one here (at least in a while anyway)

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's licence.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror,
then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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#2 30-08-2005 5:53pm

optiplexgx270

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Meh.... wasnt this here 2-3weeks ago?

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#3 30-08-2005 5:55pm

whiskeyman

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optiplexgx270 wrote:

Meh.... wasnt this here 2-3weeks ago?

oops... my bad.
sorry... still love it though

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