another blonde joke

daywalker

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding.
He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how
hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'me.... could I see your drivers
license...?"

"...What's a license...???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away
the fact that she was as dumb as a stump..

"It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling for a

few minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.

"Registration..... what's that.....?" asked the blonde. "It's
usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently.
After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll
be back in a minute..." said the cop and walked back to his car.

The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's
license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher

came back;

"Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?"

"Yes...." replied the officer

"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher

"Uh... yes" replied the cop.

"Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff
back, and drop your pants..."

"WHAT!!? I can't do that. Its..... inappropriate..." exclaimed the cop.

"Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.

So the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and

registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looks down and sighs..... "Ohh no... not ANOTHER
breathalyzer.."

qz

Nice

Matthewthebig

i lolled

IceHawk

Very good!

Diarmsquid

V. good!

TerrorFirmer

:d

Redneck_Rebel

So a blone walks into an electrical shop, she want to buy a TV. She see one she likes and askes the assistant could she buy the TV, the assistant replied "Sorry, this shop doesn't sell to blondes". The blonde storm out of the shop with frustration.
The next day(after thinking about it all night) the Blonde diesher hair and goes back to the shop. Again she asks could she buy the TV, the assistant replied "Sorry, this shop doesn't sell to blondes". The blonde again storm out of the shop with frustration.
Not to be beaten by the shop assistant she desides to go the whole 9 yards.
She dies her hair a different colour and she gets plastic surgery, in which every thing is changed: boobs face and body.
After this the no longer blonde goes back to the store and askes the assistant could she buy the TV. The shop assistant saw through her again and said we don't sell to blones. The blonde was very angery at this and demanded to know how the shop assistant saw through her. To which the assistant replied:
"That TV over there is actualy a microwave!!!!!"