Gerry Ryan Show (oldie)

whiskeyman · 01-09-2005 8:28pm #1

Had put a link here for a funny flash cartoon, but it had some bad language so probably broke the charter. Removed and replaced with this... still a joke!

The Gerry Ryan radio show they were
holding competition (for one hour only) for the listeners best
jokes. The prize was a sun holiday for two, for one week.
Because of the time restraint Gerry was rushing the entrants to try and
get as many callers as possible to air their jokes.
One Dublin bloke rang in with only 5 mins to the end of the show...

Caller: "An amazing thing happened to me recently. I had just
bought a top of the range 67,000 pounds worth of Mercedes Benz.
I was thrilled with the car. It had every extra. Revolving wheels, see-through windscreen, power assisted ash-tray, It was fully loaded."

Gerry: "That's very nice but, have you got a joke to tell or what?

Caller: "Hang on will you. You'll really love this; I drove out
from the dealer and was driving down the road, when I noticed that
there was no radio in the car. Can you imagine that?
No feckin' radio in a car that cost me nearly seventy grand! So I turned right around and headed back."

Gerry: "Get on with it will you, I've only a couple of minutes
left and we've to squeeze in an ad break too."

Caller: "Relax. I guarantee you this is brilliant. So anyway, I go
back to the salesman and ask him where's the bleedin' radio and
that it better not be extra.
He started laughing and told me that there was, in fact, state of the art voice activated radio fitted in the car. He showed me how it worked. It was UNBELIEVABLE!
All you have to do is say 'radio on' and it turns on, radio off' and it turns off. It's bleedin' magic. You say 'Ballads' and it plays Ballads,. 'Rock 'n' Roll' and a
rock & roll station comes on. I've never seen anything like it."

Gerry: "You're wasting our feckin' time here, I'll have to move on
and try to fit in a quickie before the end of the show."

Caller: "Hang on Gerry I'm nearly finished."

Gerry: "Just finish it will you."

Caller: "So I drove off again even happier than earlier on. Then
you won't believe what happened. This idiot passed me on the
outside and clipped my bumper on his way back in.
'Stupid B0ll*x!' I shouted and you'll never guess what happened."

Gerry: "What happened?"

Caller: "The Gerry Ryan Show came on the feckin' radio."

The caller was cut-off....

spartacus93 · 01-09-2005 10:20pm

Ha that's quality! Would have loved to have heard that

Naos · 02-09-2005 1:13am

!!!!

Hardly real!

JungleBunny · 02-09-2005 8:21am

whiskeyman wrote:

Revolving wheels, see-through windscreen,

whiskeyman wrote:

'Stupid B0ll*x!' I shouted and you'll never guess what happened."
Gerry: "What happened?"
Caller: "The Gerry Ryan Show came on the feckin' radio."

That was class!!
Loved it!!