Don't know Jack Schitt !!

greglo23

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family.

TerrorFirmer

so bad...

Oriel

Fcuk me, close this thread please. Please!
However, if you talke about 8 years off my age, I might find it funny...

But close it please...

ando

good one!

TerrorFirmer

There should be a thread "Worst joke you've ever heard"

Without reading any more entries I would crown this one champion.

ando

greglo23 wrote:

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family.

alright the joke itself was awful, but the rest was entertaining and got a smile

danniemcq

/groan

Naos

ando wrote:

alright the joke itself was awful, but the rest was entertaining and got a smile

What?

ando

Mear wrote:

What?

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

kmart6

Got a bit predictable but still got a smile!!!

Kweiggie

well in reference to my deep profound sense of humour, im easily offended and amused..this one did both! so..one thumb and a middle finger up

JackKelly

i lol'd at seeing this joke coming up again. Jokes seem to go in cycles. This one, has definetely done the rounds numerous times before. Good un though