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What will they learn?

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  • 04-09-2005 6:40pm
    #1
    Mr.Nice Guy
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    OK, we've had a thread about the Dos and Don'ts for 1st years but what will first years learn about UCD? Off the top of my head, they will learn:

    - The library book fines are not pleasant. Not pleasant at all.

    - Arts has many pretty girls!

    - The wonders of Pat Paterson!

    - The prices in the Arts cafe are a disgrace.

    - UCD has alot of concrete.

    - Missing lectures and tutorials is pretty easy.

    Anyone got any more?


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    #2
    LovelyHurling
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    That a certain librarian, lets call her Helga, is always up for a good time.


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    Jonny Arson
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    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    - Arts has many pretty girls!

    WTF??? :rolleyes:
    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    - The wonders of Pat Paterson!

    Oh yes Pat rawwwks! Give me Pat over stuck up, minging Arts oompa loompas anyday!


    BTW all of you little 1st years will eventually learn that Mr.Nice Guy does not exist. Seriously. Have you ever seen him at a Boards Beers? :rolleyes:


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    Mr.Nice Guy
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    Zane from MTV2 wrote:
    BTW all of you little 1st years will eventually learn that Mr.Nice Guy does not exist. Seriously. Have you ever seen him at a Boards Beers? :rolleyes:

    Hey, I arranged the first ever one! I showed up for one Boards Beers on one occaion but everyone was late so I had to stand around awkwardly until I left by myself. :(

    And I couldn't make the last one which is why I voted for the other option.

    So I DO exist.


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    LovelyHurling
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    Zane from MTV2 wrote:
    Oh yes Pat rawwwks! Give me Pat over stuck up, minging Arts oompa loompas anyday!

    Well Im no Ray Darcy nor am I on the Lovely Girls Committee but even from my cow**** splattered abode beyond Loch Belfield I can assure you who holds the greater legend status among the men, and possibly some of the women with whom I am aquainted.

    Arts girls, theyre focking rides!


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    Red Alert
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    You'd want to be careful, there's a few around here!


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    LovelyHurling
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    Red Alert wrote:
    You'd want to be careful, there's a few around here!
    Sure they wouldnt object to being called rides its quite an endearing and flattering as well as a romantic description!


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    ozt9vdujny3srf
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    So "ride" is romantic now.

    We're doomed.


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    LovelyHurling
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    Oh yeah Shakespeare wrote about riding all the time it must be


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    jellie
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    LovelyHurling wrote:
    Arts girls, theyre focking rides!

    u like the 3 inches of orange make up look?


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    jellie
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    LovelyHurling wrote:
    Id rather orange peel on my pillows on a Monday morning over some of the girls in my faculty. Who hopefully dont come here *nervously laughing*
    dare i ask what faculty?

    i have no faculty anymore :( byebye ucd


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    ozt9vdujny3srf
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    LovelyHurling wrote:
    The Vets but Im going to delete this post in a minute!!

    Not if i quote it.


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    jellie
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    LovelyHurling wrote:
    The Vets but Im going to delete this post in a minute!!
    girls who like animals. hmmm.

    worse than girls who like computers..?


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    LovelyHurling
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    I didnt say that you made me say it heh heh ****. Actually I find them highly attractive and oh whats the point %^&%$£!!!!!!!!


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    rainbow kirby
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    sar84 wrote:
    worse than girls who like computers..?
    What's wrong with girls that like computers?


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    LovelyHurling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 955 ✭✭✭LovelyHurling


    I know of at least one girl in a very nerdy wing of the science block who raises a few... eyebrows


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    jellie
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    rainbow kirby wrote:
    What's wrong with girls that like computers?
    nothing much if your a guy who likes computers. but comp sci girls r quite rare in the 'real world'. or so ive found anyway.

    (im a computer girl..incase that wasnt obvious)


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    DadaKopf
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    - That the Arts Café is actually called Hilpers.
    That a certain librarian, lets call her Helga, is always up for a good time.
    WHO? Take it to PM. I'm curious.


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    LovelyHurling
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    Main Library thats all Im saying!


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    DadaKopf
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    No, you gotta be more specific. I got ideas. Take it to PM, man.


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    pretty*monster
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    -Not all arts girls wear orange make up (this should be obvious to all but the slowest children in the class).

    -No matter how poor you are you will find a way to get pissed.

    -Hanging around doing nothing but smoking and drinking coffee for hours on end is quite nice


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    arbeitsscheuer
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    - The whole thing's a waste of f**king time.


    Trust me, you'll learn. Oh yes, you will learn.


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    Alana
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    LovelyHurling wrote:
    Well Im no Ray Darcy nor am I on the Lovely Girls Committee but even from my cow**** splattered abode beyond Loch Belfield I can assure you who holds the greater legend status among the men, and possibly some of the women with whom I am aquainted.

    Arts girls, theyre focking rides!

    Eh hem....

    Well not what you'll learn but.... I just wonder how many free condoms I'll get this year.


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    arbeitsscheuer
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    I just wonder how many free lollipops I'll get this year.

    And no, that wasn't a euphemism.


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    boneless
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    SebtheBum wrote:
    I just wonder how many free lollipops I'll get this year.

    And no, that wasn't a euphemism.



    I was going to start a thread about that... and it was a euphemism!!


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    larryone
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    Alana wrote:
    Eh hem....

    Well not what you'll learn but.... I just wonder how many free condoms I'll get this year.

    I would never use any of those free condoms.
    Ever.
    Again.


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    Mr.Nice Guy
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    I still have a few of those condoms I got for free last year. I suppose they couldn't be used now though... :)


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    LovelyHurling
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    Alana wrote:
    Eh hem....

    I just wonder how many free condoms I'll get this year.

    In my experience those condoms are wasted on the first years. Especially guys like myself who went to an all-boys. Lets just say for the first little while "things happen" before they should... re American Pie (we were all there once). Give them the free condoms in October I say!


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    boneless
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    When I wus a stale fresher, ie. a new "mature" (thats a misnomer) the little folk giving out the rubbers used to pass me by... I had to remind them that old folk have sex too. The look of horror on their little faces!! I laughed for hours!!


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    #30
    Clive
    Registered Users Posts: 1,799 ✭✭✭Clive


    Things to learn in UCD:

    1. Who Johnny Airflow is (you´ve all seen him, and once you know him, you´ll see him everyday, everywhere)

    2. The best place to have sex on campus (outside of Res or an office) is in the Eng building, but I´m not saying where

    3. Most people who get involved in politics are knob-ends

    4. How to use the UCD phone system to your advantage

    5. Which places pizza can be delivered to in UCD (4th Elec project lab for example)

    6. How to get into pretty much any building in UCD

    7. The real names for all the buildings, shops etc and why you should never use them

    8. How to get free printing

    9. How to get free photocopying

    Loads more...


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    HappyCrackHead
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    Don't join C&E... or as i like to call em The Cloning and Eugenics Society...

    you'll end up a blonde orange skinned pink wearing mutant cousin of an oompa loompa... Boardsies are pure of heart and spirit and alcohol content.


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