If Afroman played Halo...

rainbow kirby

I was gonna stay in cryo-sleep until I got high
I gonna get up and find the baño but then I got high
now my drawers are all messed up and I know why
- because I got high [repeat X 3]

I was gonna go see Captain Keyes before I got high
I coulda followed the little dude but I got high
Now I'm wanderin' 'round this ship and I know why
- because I got high [repeat X 3]

I was gonna kill me some Covie troops, but I got high
I just got my new Mark V suit then I got high
Now I'm on a big halo and I know why
- because I got high [repeat X 3]

I was gonna find some life boats before I got high
I was gonna see if the warthog could float but then I got high
Now Cortana is naggin my ass and I know why
- because I got high [repeat X 3]

I wasn't gonna run from the Flood but I was high
I was gonna melee a Flood in the face because I was high
Now all my shields are down and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna drive the warthog around until I got high
I'd rather ride in the side seat because I'm high
Now no one's driving this thing and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna view some hentai cartoons but I got high
It was a Cortana special too, but I was high
Now I'll just float and sputter and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I almost wiped out all sentient life because I got high
I listened to the robot dude, because I was high
Now I'm all confused and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

Cortana's gonna blow up the PoA because she got high
If stop and hug an Elite, its because I'm high
And if I don't make it off this ring, I'll know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

Stabshauptmann

meh, cute, but meh...

KamikazeBananze

I enjoyed it. Makes that song more bearable.