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Why females should avoid Girls nights out after they are married!

  • 12-09-2005 4:19pm
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    ravenhead
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    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
    My husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
    door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
    another 9 times.
    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
    totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
    MIDNITE!)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
    him "Midnight". He didn't seem p*ssed off at all.
    Whew! Got away with that one!
    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
    three times, then said, "Oh. sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
    it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then tripped over the coffee table and farted." :p:p:p


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