Rockstar dig at Jack Thompson

Mr E

I thought this was a good laugh....

Go to http://www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories/
Find the email at the top from JT (CitizensUnitedNegatingTechnology).
Play the message, and visit the website.....

Its a great dig at Jack Thompson (the guy who got in a flap about Hot Coffee and GTA in general) and theres not a thing he can do about it....

http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000203058831/

KdjaCL

I was a happily married man – two kids, a wife, a mistress and an almost unnatural interest in strippers. Then, I got hooked on the internet. Now, I have no time or energy for infidelity, as all of my time is taken up planning family vacations and helping my kids learn about history using the enormous resources of the web. It has certainly ruined my fun.”

hehe

“Before, when I would buy drugs, I would have no idea what to do with them, so they used to sit, untaken on my side board. After years of buying drugs, but being unable to take them due to ignorance, I had pounds of crack, heroin and reefer stashed in my house. Then, thanks to the internet, I learned how to take them, using a vacuum cleaner, a car battery and a small dog. I am literally out of my mind all of the time and my life has turned to sh*t. Thanks a lot, internet! I say, ‘turn it off!’ ”

- Jeremy Fagin, Los Santos, San Andreas

My fav

“Growing up in a strict religious house hold, I did not know what a penis or a vagina was. Then I got hooked on the internet. Now, I am ashamed to admit I have both.”

- Name withheld

“I am a mentally unstable sociopath and pedophile who liked to prey on unsuspecting children. Now, because of the internet, everyone is only too aware of the dangers posed by creepy men befriending young children. It's quite simply ruined my life.”

- Derrick Hale, St. Paul’s High Security Mental Asylum.

hehehehe


kdjac

Mr E

CITIZENS
UNITED
NEGATING
TECHNOLOGY
FOR
LIFE
AND
PEOPLE'S
SAFETY

Great acronym too....

Maximilian

lol

The fake website is hilarious:

“Growing up in a strict religious house hold, I did not know what a penis or a vagina was. Then I got hooked on the internet. Now, I am ashamed to admit I have both.”

- Name withheld

Crucifix

lol, fantastic!

madrab

TmB wrote:

CITIZENS
UNITED
NEGATING
TECHNOLOGY
FOR
LIFE
AND
PEOPLE'S
SAFETY

Great acronym too....

rofl

Creature

Heh great stuff .

Deadwing

hehe i saw this yesterday, some of those 'true life' quotes are classic, especially the internet teaching the guy how to take drugs

koneko

TmB wrote:

CITIZENS
UNITED
NEGATING
TECHNOLOGY
FOR
LIFE
AND
PEOPLE'S
SAFETY

Great acronym too....

:eek: :eek:

Penny Arcade's Thinkgeek store have an "I Hate Jack Thompson" t-shirt, hihi

amp

Only together can we lick the Citizens United Negating Techology For Life And People's Safety.

danniemcq

koneko wrote:

:eek: :eek:

Penny Arcade's Thinkgeek store have an "I Hate Jack Thompson" t-shirt, hihi

*note to self buy t-shirt

Karl Hungus

amp wrote:

Only together can we lick the Citizens United Negating Techology For Life And People's Safety.

You're a bad man, amp.

supersheep

Amp, I love you for that! You are the funny!

-oRnein9-

Just wondering how one gains entry to
CITIZENS
UNITED
NEGATING
TECHNOLOGY
FOR
LIFE
AND
PEOPLE'S
SAFETY !