Funny Chat Room Logs

sgske

<tennisgh22> i was watching this porn and the girl keeps goinng "see!!! see?!!!! seeeee?!!!!"
<tennisgh22> and i was like wtf see what?
<tennisgh22> but then i realized
<tennisgh22> it was in spanish

<bda> Wow. Five SMS and already I'm wishing I had the fingers of a 15 year old Japanese girl.
* bda pauses.
<bda> Hmmm.
<SketchCow> I do too
<SketchCow> Wrapped around something

<mrWoot>
Melindhra turns the frown upside down
<mrWoot> ):

(Bismarck) Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!!
(Bismarck) France is going to house the new nuclear fusion reactor!
(Bismarck) If it suceeds, cheap long term energy. If it fails, BAM! France is gone!
(Bismarck) It's win win!

<sulli> So I placed my order for the computer today
<sulli> Any idea what "backorder" means?
<dy> That means they dont have it, but will ship it to you once they get it.
<sulli> **** that means all Im getting is 2 fans, a heatsink, and my free shirt and ballcap.
<Omnica> Well, that will allow you to Look cool, and Be Cool
<sulli> **** you

<sheep--> haha
<sheep--> my mom got this knife at some asian store
<sheep--> i was gonna use it to make myself some food
<sheep--> but instead, i'm gonna frame it and keep it for ever in the wrapper
<Tick> ?
<sheep--> it says on it "Warning: keep out of children"
<Tick> lol

IAn553: I love making fun of the Amish online.
Eddie0235: Why?
IAn553: Cause they'll never find out.

OsakePenguin: I would go see elephants in Sri Lanka, but I think they're all planted with bombs to kill tourists.
Zephurus: Haha.
Zephurus: They even have their own navy and air force.
Zephurus: How screwed up is that?
OsakePenguin: The elephants? That's hella screwed up.
Zephurus: The terrorists.

<Goldmoon> its amazing what you can get with batting your eyelashes and showing your tits.. lol
<n0nthing> raped?

<mattb> funeral was for my uncle
<[OmegentooX]> Did he die?
<mattb> that seems to be the popular opinion

onslaught86: Your spelling's so bad your blood must be type-o.

Goodshape

Considering how many actually funny chat logs there are about the place, these one's seem a bit lame.

SirIrish

i gotta laugh outta them

Squirrel

sgske wrote:

<Goldmoon> its amazing what you can get with batting your eyelashes and showing your tits.. lol
<n0nthing> raped?

<mattb> funeral was for my uncle
<[OmegentooX]> Did he die?
<mattb> that seems to be the popular opinion

I likes them two

JungleBunny

Goodshape wrote:

Considering how many actually funny chat logs there are about the place, these one's seem a bit lame.

Hehehehe... yes, like this one:

<Fredo> wanna see something cool?
<Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see something cool i ended up pregnat

Rabies

IAn553: I love making fun of the Amish online.
Eddie0235: Why?
IAn553: Cause they'll never find out.


Very good

tallus

got a laugh out of them myself, Bash.org is full of stuff like that.

Blub2k4

Goodshape wrote:

Considering how many actually funny chat logs there are about the place, these one's seem a bit lame.

If you looked through the latest quotes from Bash.org these quotes are all taken from there, kinda lame of you, dont you think?