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Clamping...

Ronanom · 2005-09-21 16:34:35

Ok got clamped today which is fair enough really... I returned to my car after relieving my bladder in a SubWay shop to see two clampers fixing a clamp to my front right wheel... They hadn't the lock nor the bars in place on the clamp when i said: "Hey! Stop stop..." to which one replied in a non-national voice "we stop we…

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#32 23-09-2005 3:14pm

impr0v

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DubTony wrote:

Next time take a piss in a petrol station. If that's not possible and you're fortunate enough to catch the clampers in action, offer them a bribe. (Half the clamping fee?) If that's out of the question, push the guy who's standing to the ground and kick the other guy in the head. Take the clamp off quickly and smack the first guy with it as hard as you can. Then swing around and hit the second one. Open the back of their van and throw them and the clamp into it. Take their keys and close the door. Throw the keys into the nearest drain or river. It's best if you can do this without anyone seeing you. Then go home.

You've a big future in action scene choreography.

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