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Drunk at Baptism

  • 21-09-2005 7:35pm
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    Hagar
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    A drunk staggering along a riverbank comes upon a born again christian baptism ceremony. As he looks on curiously at the people being immersed in the river one of the ministers comes over to him and says "Have you found Jesus?". The drunk replies "No". The be minister says "Would you like to join us and maybe together we can help find him?" "OK" say the drunk and the minister marches him down to the water. The minister proceeds to immerse the drunk and when he comes up asks "Have you found Jesus"?. "No" says the drunk. He gets dunked again and the minister repeats the question "Have you found Jesus?" "No, not yet" comes the reply. Yet again he gets dunked under the water and again the minister asks "Have you found Jesus?" The exasperated drunk replies "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"


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