Paddy goes to the dentist

democrates · 26-09-2005 12:00am #1

Paddy asks the dentist what is involved in getting all teeth removed in preparation for dentures.

Dentist : "That's a major procedure. I'll administer a general anaesthetic so there'll be no pain, but it'll cost you €1200"

Paddy : "What! I can't afford that, is there not a cheaper option?"

Dentist : "Well you could go for local anaesthetic, but there would be quite a bit of pain for a few days after, that would be €800"

Paddy : "You must be joking, I'm not paying that, look what is your absolute rock bottom option?"

Dentist : "OK, there is the €150 option, but I would most certainly not recommend it - No anaesthetic, buckets of blood, and excruciating pain for weeks"

Paddy : "Grand cake, book the wife in for noon tomorrow."

sgske · 26-09-2005 3:02am

LOL
brilliant! i was laughing for 5 minutes!

tallus · 26-09-2005 8:18am

rotfl :-))))))

TerrorFirmer · 26-09-2005 9:51am

Hahaha, good one, wasn't expecting that punchline. Great joke

EKRIUQ · 26-09-2005 10:37am

Is grand cake a new way of saying yes.

democrates · 26-09-2005 2:05pm

"Grand Cake, Nora" is the full line, from James Joyces Ulysses.
I think it was used in some ad in the 70's or 80's, and thus became a popular way of adding a little literary decoration to "fine", "grand" etc.

Diarmsquid · 26-09-2005 11:35pm

That's a good one!

_Turismo4 · 26-09-2005 11:48pm

i love a good joke. keep em coming...

CrimE · 27-09-2005 12:00am

Thats well funny. Wasnt expecting that punchline, keep em coming

Gandalf23 · 27-09-2005 1:02am

excellent lol

de5p0i1er · 27-09-2005 1:58am

ROFL. Thats one evil man.

Paddy goes to the dentist

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