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A man goes to the Doctor

  • 27-09-2005 6:40am
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    Hagar
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    An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."

    "But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"

    After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."

    Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"

    "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."


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