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broken Cuckoo clock

  • 27-09-2005 11:50am
    #1
    Gilgamesh
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    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all.

    Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh!t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."


Comments

  • #2
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Rofl


  • #3
    Gandalf23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Gandalf23


    Its funny because its true to life... :rolleyes:


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