Best Feature

HybridTech · 30-09-2005 2:06am #1

Sean leased a flat and went to the hall to put his name on his
letterbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the
apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe, Sean smiled at the
young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on, Poor Sean broke out into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's
go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she
purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, Sean finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears!"

Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt
is firm and solid! Look at my skin no blemishes anywhere! How can you
feel the best part of my body is my ears?!"

Clearing his throat, Sean stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming? That was me."