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Penguin + Cheese ?

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  • 10-09-2001 3:34am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭


    heres a funny joke I heard in a chat room:


    Day One:

    A penguin walks into the shop and asks
    "Do you have any cheese?"
    The Shopkeeper says
    "no"

    Day Two:

    the same penguin walks into the shop and once again asks
    "Do you have any cheese?"
    The Shopkeeper says
    "no"

    Day Three:

    the same penguin walks into the shop and asks for the third time
    "Do you have any cheese?"
    The Shopkeeper says
    "no , and if you ask again i'll nail your flippers to the floor!"

    Day Four:

    the next day the penguin walks into the shop and asks
    "Do you have any nails?"
    The Shopkeeper says
    "no"
    the penguin asks
    "Do you have any cheese?"

    ho ho ho dats a funny one , :D:D , don't ask me why they put penguin + cheese in it!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭Superman


    ha ha ha


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Brutel........ I have a feeling thats not spelt correctly.



    John:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    meh heard it before but its pretty good and who cares about he spelling!


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