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Best said in a New York accent.

  • 01-10-2005 3:08pm
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    "HOW THEY BABYLON!"

    Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.

    Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long, either. Venice lunch ready?

    Waitress: I'll Russia table. What are you Ghana Havre? Aix?

    Gent: You want Tibet? I prefer Turkey. Can Jamaica cook step on the
    Gaza bit?

    Waitress: Odessa laugh! Alaska, but listen for her Wales.

    Gent: I'm not Balkan. Just put a Cuba sugar in my Java.

    Waitress: Don't you be Sicily, big boy. Sweden it yourself. I'm only
    here to Serbia.

    Gent: Denmark my check and call the Bosphorus, Egypt me. There's an
    Eire. I hope he'll Kenya. I don't Bolivia know who I am!

    Waitress: Canada noise! I don't Caribean. You sure Ararat!

    Gent: Samoa your wisecracks? What's got India? D'you think this
    arguing Alps business? Why be so Chile? Be Nice!

    Waitress: Don't Kiev me that Boulogne! Alemain do! Spain in the
    neck. Pay your Czech and don't Kuwait. Ayssinia!

    Gent (to himself): I'll come back with my France and Taiwan on
    Zanzibar is open.


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