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Witch Doctor Viagra joke

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  • 11-09-2001 5:10pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    Witch Doctor Viagra joke

    After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to
    perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but
    nothing works.

    Finally the doctor says to him: "This is all in your mind" and refers
    him to a psychiatrist.

    After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you
    could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a
    witch doctor.

    The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
    flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor
    says: "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!
    All you have to do is say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you
    wish!"

    The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The
    witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it
    will go down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"

    The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
    the good news. So, he is lying in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and
    suddenly he gets an erection.

    His wife turns over and says:





    "What did you say '1-2-3' for?"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    lol great joke but your signiture made me laugh out loud!


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