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Pauly26 · 2005-10-05 23:01:29

Dallas Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are…

06-10-2005 12:01am

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Pauly26

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Dallas Air Traffic Control:
"Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC:
"Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Egypt Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah is Great."

Pause: Static..............
Saudi Air:
"DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:
Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"

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#2 06-10-2005 10:29am

Hagar

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Funny enough. But we're not deaf

Why the shouting?

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#3 06-10-2005 6:38pm

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lol

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