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Best "Best X Ever" Thread

Robbo · 2001-09-12 11:36:02

I would say that it was the 14th "Best Triangle Player" back in March but you must also consider the awesome power of "Best Kazoo Soloist in the World...EVER" from May. No doubt there will be a stream of replies, all contraditory and polemic only for the winner to be the Finnish post which burns churches :)

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12-09-2001 12:36pm

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Robbo

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I would say that it was the 14th "Best Triangle Player" back in March but you must also consider the awesome power of "Best Kazoo Soloist in the World...EVER" from May.

No doubt there will be a stream of replies, all contraditory and polemic only for the winner to be the Finnish post which burns churches

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#2 12-09-2001 12:43pm
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I think it was the "Best reply to a 'Best ...' thread where the person replying obviously has not read the post properly and makes a fool of themselves again thread "

/me awaits the replies where some blackmetal band will get mentioned

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#3 12-09-2001 12:59pm
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Soren the Angry Norsemen RAWK!

Ditto The Etherreal Bones of Lestat.

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#4 12-09-2001 2:44pm
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Deathdemons deathyly Demon DeadHeads of Iskapar with brian braineater on drums.

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#5 12-09-2001 7:32pm
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Originally posted by Robbo
Soren the Angry Norsemen RAWK!

Ditto The Etherreal Bones of Lestat.

Dude...
Get your sh!t straight!

Soren is viking war dirge metal. Maybe a little influence from the grunt-tones though... Which was more of a nordic thrumping-rock metal than anything else.

While Etherreal is pure romanian doom mixed with a post-black metal gothic neo-classicisms.

:rolleyes: EVERYONE knows that.

Now...
The best "Best ?" thread was the "Best drunken, chair-flinging, firebreathing, whipping with bulletbelts and headbutting fight between either drummers or bassplayers from the following bands: Darkmonkeynutz, Eternal singeing hair, ungabladder, undead bonethumpers and Anal Bumsekcs. ???"

Which was obviously the time Vlad ghandi the impaler from Darkmonkeynutz threw a chair wrapped in bullet belts at Gunther Plaguefecaes and hit his girlfriend because Gunther torched Vlad's local church of Satan by mistake, which his mother-in-law was a regular at.

Aparently they're still fighting as we speak, somewhere near the cabin in some far off nordic hills where Wolfhead The Grimm is said to be writing his next album, Undying Dog Fetus.
And that neither band will go into the studio until there is only one man left standing!!!

TENSE OR WHAT???

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#6 12-09-2001 10:40pm
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none beats the best spoons player thread.. see http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20789

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