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Guts or Balls

  • 09-10-2005 12:09pm
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!
    ===========================================

    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads , being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
    and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."


Comments

  • #2
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    me likes but would actually kill someone if he said either to me


  • #3
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    rugbug86 wrote:
    me likes but would actually kill someone if he said either to me

    I take it your a lady then! ;)


  • #4
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    wouldn't say lady but i am a female!


  • #5
    kmart6
    Registered Users Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Now that would be funny to do but not worth the beatings!!!!


  • #6
    deisedevil
    Registered Users Posts: 3,252 ✭✭✭deisedevil


    Heard the second before, first one is good too. Don't think i'd try either of em out,lol


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