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Subway

  • 12-10-2005 4:02am
    #1
    sgske
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭


    An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the
    subway.
    They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all
    hear a loud slap.
    When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red handprint on
    his face.
    The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him".
    The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to put the moves
    on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."
    The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Irishman must have went for the
    blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"
    The Irishman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I
    can wallop that English **** again"


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