Space Aliens ........

Superman

SPACE ALIENS EVOLVED ON EARTH ONE MILLION YEARS AGO!


CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- So-called "space aliens" are actually close relatives of mankind who evolved on Earth one million years ago and left for the stars -- and now they want to come home!

That is the astonishing claim of a leading geneticist who has come forward with remarkable DNA evidence proving that the strange beings branched off from man's primitive ancestors.

"We conducted studies on mitochondrial DNA taken from charred tissue found in saucer crashes back in the 1950s, and we've established beyond any doubt that the famous 'Gray' aliens are related to Homo sapiens, modern man," declared Dr. Bernard Dunforth.

The eye sockets and nasal cavities of alien skulls resemble those of Homo erectus, a prehistoric cousin of humans, he said. This indicates that the slender, bulbous-headed "extraterrestrials" evolved from the hairy apemen, who stood under five feet tall.

"The evidence strongly suggests that instead of dying out as once believed, Homo erectus developed a highly advanced civilization that eventually achieved space flight," said Dr. Dunforth.

The controversial new theory has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, but Dr. Dunforth notes that the truth has been staring us in the face all along.

"In almost every culture around the world there are legends of an ancient race who were the overlords of Earth in a long-forgotten time sometimes called the Golden Age," the scientist said. "In some cultures they are known as the Old Ones, in others they are called the Masters. In the Bible they are referred to as the Nephilim. In prehistoric times, legends say, these supermen ruled over mankind, reducing us to slaves and often taking our women as their sexual playthings."

Dr. Dunforth believes the supermen blasted off from Earth at least 30,000 years ago and started making return visits around 1947. His theory is supported by the accounts of UFO abductees.

"Often aliens refer to us as 'our brothers' and in a few cases they have explicitly mentioned a Great Homecoming," he said. "Those phrases have puzzled researchers -- until now."

Some experts say that if all this is true, the human race must prepare for a massive war to keep Earth's old landlords from re-taking the planet.

But Dunforth calls that "macho saber-rattling."

"To talk of taking up arms against the Old Ones is the height of folly," the expert said. "Remember, these long-lost cousins are a million years ahead of us in evolution, wiser and stronger -- as superior to us as we are to chimpanzees.

"Our best hope is to bow down and worship our old masters when they return as the rulers of Earth."

Paleface

Originally posted by Superman
Homo erectus,

I wouldn't like to meet him in a dark alley!!