The Flying Spagetti Monster that is God

gigglingrat

http://www.venganza.org/

May I make the humble proposition that Flying Spagetti Monsterism could become the offical religion of CTYI?

Mr.D.Leprachaun

Never! :mad: The Cube is our god! CONFORM!

Jack Lynch

And what about the Cult of the Spoon?

By the way, as I was the roommate of the Cube's creator, does that make me like St. Peter, or Moses?

invisibleghost

I was touched by His Noodly Appendage a long time ago and have been a devout follow ever since.

And Flying Spaghetti Monsterism gets my vote for the official CTYI religion!

Raphael

Ran across that the other day on wiki. Best religion evar!

Hugh Hefner

It has pirates.

ChocolateTurtle

sorry, atheism all the way. it's the lazy man's religion.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

Jack Lynch wrote:

By the way, as I was the roommate of the Cube's creator, does that make me like St. Peter, or Moses?

Not "creator". The Cube is its own creation. A prophet perhaps? Is this the Gospel Dave Ruane you speak of?

Mr.D.Leprachaun

The Cube invented Pirates to smuggle physical representations of it.

Hugh Hefner

Heh heh heh. "Smuggle." What a word.

Piste

I was about to say ''You fool! Smuggle's not a realy word!'' until I realised: I'm an Idiot

Mr.D.Leprachaun

*pats Liz patronisingly on the head*

TalkISCheap

Careful you. People have lost their hands (amongst other things...) doing that to Liz. She bites.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

*raises eyebrow*

Raphael

He's implying that Piste uses her teeth while giving men oral sex.

jono087

sounds painful....

Jade Chihuahua

Hugh Hefner wrote:

It has pirates.

YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!! Or do the pirates have it?
Think about it!

Piste

Raphael wrote:

He's implying that Piste uses her teeth while giving men oral sex.

You abuse me far too much on this forum.

Raphael

Yeah...innit great?

Per Liefsonson

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

Never! :mad: The Cube is our god! CONFORM!

Yes mortals! Bow before the Cube's might!

Jack Lynch

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

Not "creator". The Cube is its own creation. A prophet perhaps? Is this the Gospel Dave Ruane you speak of?

Yep. And as for the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, would anyone really want to be called a Pastafarian? I know a lot of CTYIers like sad jokes and bad puns, but that's too far.

Mr.D.Leprachaun

Pastafarian! That's hilarious!:)

Capt'n Midnight

What about the Great Green Arkleseizure ?

Piste

Raphael wrote:

Yeah...innit great?

/mutters and strokes space-monkeys


soon my preciouses, soon....

Chowburger

I have nowt to offer this thread but a link:
Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-related thingy.

Jack Lynch

Wikipedia wrote:

Jatravartids are small blue creatures of planet Viltvodle VI with more than fifty arms each. They are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented aerosol deodorant before the wheel.

Many races believe that the Universe was created by some sort of god or in the Big Bang. The Jatravartid people, however, believe that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. They live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief. Theory of the Great Green Arkleseizure is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI.

(A similar concept was used in the short story "God's Nose" by Damon Knight.)

For the feature film Douglas Adams created a new character called Humma Kavula, a missionary whose apparent mission is to spread the religion of the Jatravartids.

Forget Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and all those others. Wikipedia is my God

LordCran

Mr.D.Leprachaun wrote:

Not "creator". The Cube is its own creation. A prophet perhaps? Is this the Gospel Dave Ruane you speak of?

His name is Major Snugglepuss McMuffin. Yes, he and the Lynch were roommates. The Cube always was, and always shall be. Major Snugglepuss simply spread its message to the world. Then disappeared.
Sorry all, but given the last post, Douglas Adams is my god.

Anto and Moe

The Flying Spagetti monster is far superior to mere atheism, in fact, any atheist who has heard the good news about the Flying Spagetti Monster, and his Noodely Apendage, and has failed to convert is desperately in need of enlightenment, and probably not much fun!

Mr.D.Leprachaun

OBEY THE CUBE!

Per Liefsonson

Out of interest, besides Daithi and myself, who else knows of the Cube we speak of?

TalkISCheap

*cough*