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Paddy goes to the doctor

democrates · 2005-10-20 04:13:58

Paddy goes to the doc with horrendous problems 'down there', and the doc examines him with gloves. After a few minutes: paddy: Well doc, what've I got? Doc: I'm afraid you've got GASH. paddy: Gash! What the hell is that? doc: GASH is a highly dangerous combination of Gonhorrea, Aids, Syphilis, and Herpes. paddy: Christ on…

20-10-2005 5:13am

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Paddy goes to the doc with horrendous problems 'down there', and the doc examines him with gloves. After a few minutes:

paddy: Well doc, what've I got?

Doc: I'm afraid you've got GASH.

paddy: Gash! What the hell is that?

doc: GASH is a highly dangerous combination of Gonhorrea, Aids, Syphilis, and Herpes.

paddy: Christ on a ****ty stick, is there a prescription you can give?

doc: I'm afraid not, you can't just go home, this is highly contagious and you'll have to be quarantined until it's contained.

paddy: Feck it anyway. But sure a few weeks gettin' me manly bits pampered by young nurses won't be too bad wha? Heh heh!

doc: Hmm, I'm afraid it won't be quite like that. Do you like cheese and crackers?

paddy: Hate them, why, is that a special diet for curing gash?

doc: No, that's all that'll fit under your cell door for the next six months.

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#2 20-10-2005 7:41am

Pauly26

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hmmmm thats all hmmmm

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#3 20-10-2005 3:35pm

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is the punchline missing??

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#4 20-10-2005 3:58pm

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I think I missed something there! Is his home a prison? YAWN

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#5 20-10-2005 4:13pm

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My guess it that no one is gonna go near him so they have to slide the food under the door.

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#6 20-10-2005 5:11pm

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Again, YAWN, tis a very poor one, and it had so much promise! I hope ya didn't make that up yourself, if ya did, give up!

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#7 20-10-2005 6:06pm

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Obviously posted to the wrong forum. Mods, please move it here.

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#8 20-10-2005 8:24pm

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20 years ago the correct punch line was

Doctor - And you'll be on a diet of cream crackers and after eights
Patient - what's the reasoning behind that ?
Doctor - that's all that will fit under the door

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#9 20-10-2005 11:40pm

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not up to standard methinks...

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