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A Day in the Life of a Mod

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    phew. when i seen this had been moved from feedback i nearly had a postcount related corony. heaven forbid it should be moved to the recycle bin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    UberNewb wrote:

    8:20am: Time to go find some porn and take care of business.

    8:21am: Back to bed to recover.

    I should be a mod...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Me too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    interesting.
    i'd like to subscribe to this newsletter....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭UberNewb


    USERNAME : JackBullet

    This is the actual conversation that took place with Claire in the StudMuffinsRUs chat rooms. Before I go on I must tell you what I have found out. I will refer to the Mod in this post as JackBullet as this is the name he chooses to be known by when he visits this chat room. Although sometimes he likes to logon as MistressPussy, don’t ask.

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:16: Hi my name is Jack Bullet, any girls want to chat.

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:21: No one wants to talk?? How about any of you men here?

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:25: Ok, I’m going to sign off now

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:25: Are you gay?

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:26: No no and double no! I'm not gay or anything just looking to chat to some one. If you could see how big I am you wouldn’t say that!

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:26: Logged on…

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:26: How big? See what I mean you do sound gay! I’m not interested in how big you are. So why did you tell me that if you’re not gay?

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:27: You called me gay but if you knew I was a bodybuilder and I could crush you with one hand you wouldn’t say that to my face.

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:28: Hi JackBullet. I’m gay too!  Do you want to go to a private room?

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:28: YOU ARE GAY!

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:29: Yeah, yeah yeah you’re soooo funny! This chat room needs a moderator. If only Ecskor was here he would bang your sorry asses all the way back to your mammy!

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:29: Ban your asses I meant.

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:30: I’ll leave you 2 lovers to chat.

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:30: Logged out…

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:30: He was mean to you Jack

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:31: Yeah he thinks he’s brave trying to annoy me on the internet but one day our paths will cross and he’s gonna be sorry! I’m a bodybuilder. 

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:31: I saw this klass move on WWF that The Rock did to Stone Cold Steve Austin. It was awesome!! I just know I could do it to him

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:32: You sound cool. I like bodybuilders, do you want to chat in a private room?

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:33 I’M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:33: Logged out…

    USERNAME : Claire
    14:36: Logged in…

    USERNAME : Piste
    14:36: Hi Claire

    USERNAME : Stevemu
    14:36: Yo Claire, Wanna chat with the main man

    USERNAME : MrNiceGuy
    14:36: Yo Claire, I writing a thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you in a private chat room?

    USERNAME : Giblet
    14:36: Hi, What’s up Claire?

    USERNAME : Tar.Aldarion
    14:36: Hi Claire, Is it hot in here or is it just me??

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:36 Hi Claire, I’m a bodybuilder!

    USERNAME : Tar.Aldarion
    14:37 Pfft!

    USERNAME : Claire
    14:37: I love bodybuilders Jack !!!

    USERNAME : Tar.Aldarion
    14:37: I’m a bodybuilder!

    USERNAME : Giblet
    14:37: Me too, me too!

    USERNAME : Piste
    14:37: I’m one as well!

    USERNAME : Stevemu
    14:37: Same here.

    USERNAME : MrNiceGuy
    14:37: I’ve got an 8 pack!

    USERNAME : Claire
    14:38: Let’s go to a private room Jack

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:38: Yeah, Beam me up Claire!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dimitri


    Amateur humour at its finest!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    UberNewb wrote:
    2:00pm : Rushes home to catch the 1:00pm episode of Star Trek that should be finished recording on his Sky+ only to find out that he has to many recordings of Quantum Leap on his Sky+ and that it didn’t record Star Trek.
    I usually forget to press keep in the sky+ programme planner so most of my episodes of Quantum leap have been erased in favour of star trek:(
    But hey star trek baby yeah !!!

    And now a song:
    # Chorus:

    Star Trekking, across the universe,
    On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
    Star Trekking, across the universe,
    Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

    Lt. Uhura, report!


    # Uhura:

    There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
    starboard bow,
    starboard bow.
    There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
    starboard bow, [again|Jim].


    # Analysis!, Mister Spock!

    Spock:

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
    not as we know it,
    not as we know it.
    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
    not as we know it, Captain.



    The song in full and the video All together now :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    ^^^

    cool linky! thanks!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,963 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    haha the mods are such losers.

    brilliant!


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  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    is that the vdeo with the claymation star trek?that conversation was classic!


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    is that the claymation vidoe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I wish my day was that exciting... :-(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Oh Claire, why did you leave us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wasn't it the argument on whether Picard was cooler than Kirk?

    Personally I think Kirk. I've never heard Patrick Stewart sing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭UberNewb


    amp wrote:
    Oh Claire, why did you leave us?

    I will be posting up Claires and "Jack Bullets" conversation over the weekend. I'm working at the moment! :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    Ah god....sounds fun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    Sarky wrote:
    Personally I think Kirk. I've never heard Patrick Stewart sing.

    I've heard plenty of Shatner tracks, but I've never heard him sing either ;)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    UberNewb wrote:
    I will be posting up Claires and "Jack Bullets" conversation over the weekend. I'm working at the moment! :(
    No way would she pick him over me, i'm a bodybuilder,born and raised.
    <01:24><Tar.Aldarion>Claire,I'm very muscly I will have you know.
    <01:24><Tar.Aldarion>
    <01:25><Tar.Aldarion>
    <01:25><Tar.Aldarion>
    <01:25><Tar.Aldarion>
    <01:26><Tar.Aldarion>...
    <02:01><Tar.Aldarion>I love you.


  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Its been years since I was in Forbidden Planet. Other then that, fairly accurate. Although Battlestar Galatica pwns ST:TNG. :)

    DeV.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Wooo I get to be a bodybuilder \o/


    Wait, female body builders are teh ick :/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    Sarky wrote:
    Wasn't it the argument on whether Picard was cooler than Kirk?

    Personally I think Kirk. I've never heard Patrick Stewart sing.

    he sings a song from HMS pinnafore in Star Trek: Insurrection.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    DeVore wrote:
    Its been years since I was in Forbidden Planet. Other then that, fairly accurate. Although Battlestar Galatica pwns ST:TNG. :)

    Heathen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,265 ✭✭✭aidan_dunne


    Earthman wrote:
    And now a song:
    # Chorus:

    Star Trekking, across the universe,
    On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
    Star Trekking, across the universe,
    Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

    Lt. Uhura, report!


    # Uhura:

    There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
    starboard bow,
    starboard bow.
    There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
    starboard bow, [again|Jim].


    # Analysis!, Mister Spock!

    Spock:

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
    not as we know it,
    not as we know it.
    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
    not as we know it, Captain.

    Is it sad that I actually have the whole 'Star Trekkin'' MP3 on my hard drive? ;)

    Prefer the last verse myself, to be honest:

    Computer:

    "Bridge to engine room........ Mr. Scott."

    Scotty:

    "Ach, ye cannae change the laws of physics,
    laws of physics,
    laws of physics.
    Ye cannae change the laws of physics,
    laws of physics, Jim!"

    Kirk:

    "Ahhh, we come in peace.
    Shoot to kill,
    shoot to kill,
    shoot to kill.
    We come in peace.
    Shoot to kill.
    Scotty, beam me up!"

    'Bones' McCoy:

    "It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
    Dead, Jim.
    dead, Jim.
    It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
    Dead, Jim.
    Dead!"

    Spock:

    "Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
    Not as we know it,
    not as we know it.
    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
    Not as we know it, Captain."

    Uhura:

    "There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
    starboard bow,
    starboard bow.
    There's Klingon's on the starboard bow,
    starboard bow, Jim!"

    Scotty:

    "Ye cannae change the script, Jim........
    Ach, see you Jimmy!"

    'Bones':

    "It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!"

    Kirk:

    "Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9!"

    Scotty

    "Ach, if I give her anymore she'll blow, Captain!"


    BANG!

    Computer:

    "RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!"

    Alien voices:

    "Star trekkin', across the universe.
    On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
    Star trekkin', across the universe.
    Only going forwards 'cause we can't find reverse!"

    fade to end


    And yes, I did just type all that out from memory. How sad is and nerdy is that? ;):D

    Oh, by the way, Kirk owns Picard, tbh. He'd kick the baldy guy's ass in a fight anyday. Plus, any guy who can have even green alien woman lusting after him, let alone all the human women on the Enterprise, has got to be THE MAN!

    And if that doesn't convince you, two words...... ROCKET MAN! ;):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    DeVore wrote:
    Its been years since I was in Forbidden Planet. Other then that, fairly accurate. Although Battlestar Galatica pwns ST:TNG. :)

    DeV.

    I wish they hadn't moved it to the quays. Sure it's nearer Games Workshop now but it's just not as handy as went it was near the Manson House.

    Also the huge lack of 2000 AD related materials and the rise of crappy Marvel/DC rubbish has further divided me from that most forbidden of planets.

    Ubernewb here's some further clichés you might want to use:

    Tin foil hats/axes.
    Glasses.
    Bad skin.
    Pocket protector.
    Nazism.
    Fascism.
    Communism. (I was once called a stupid commie nazi, only one part I agree with)
    Fear of women.
    Using boards to chat up women using abuse of power in order to impress.
    Homosexuality.
    Further deviant forms of sexuality, not limited to the human genome.
    Going Senile.
    Being immature.
    Being mature.
    Being the power.
    Being ugly.
    Something derogatory regarding female parental unit.
    Using the phrase "female parental unit"
    Making lists.
    Being Unionists.
    Being Nationalists.
    Being elitist.
    Being too leniant.
    Being too harsh.
    Being corrupt.
    Being too clean.
    Being politically correct.
    Not being politically correct.
    Not recognising the democratic rights of users.
    Thinking users should have democratic rights. (rare)
    Syphoning the feelings of power as a moderator in order to make up for insecurities from living in a world ruled by fear and hatred.

    Feel free to recycle them, you got a talent for it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    amp wrote:
    I wish they hadn't moved it to the quays. Sure it's nearer Games Workshop now but it's just not as handy as went it was near the Manson House.

    Manson house? Jesus, I'd stay well clear of that, I think he's still locked up in fairness, but there may be a few family members still floating around.

    Maybe that's why they moved??? ;)


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yeah there going to be a race war between the travellers and the settlers!manson the bastard !!!!!:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    yeah there going to be a race war between the travellers and the settlers!manson the bastard !!!!!:mad:

    Wouldn't it be cool if Charles Manson had his own internet forums website... or maybe for him to be undisputed ruler of a small country... well, it would be interesting! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    DeVore wrote:
    Its been years since I was in Forbidden Planet. Other then that, fairly accurate. Although Battlestar Galatica pwns ST:TNG. :)

    DeV.

    Ah, but new Battlestar Galactica or old Battlestar Galactica?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Babylon 5 ftw*















    *not rly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭Mojito


    Where's the rest of Claires and Jack Bullets conversation ? :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    UberNewb wrote:
    7:30am : Mod wakes up to sound of his Star Trek Theme alarm clock hits the snooze button so he can listen to it again in 10 minutes time.

    Oh, how I miss my Star Trek alarm clock!!! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Mojito wrote:
    Where's the rest of Claires and Jack Bullets conversation ? :mad:
    a one year old thread? why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Those barels are bullet proof

    9:30 AM did a strangle the voices?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭Mojito


    a one year old thread? why?

    Just reading through it, but he's banned so I guess on more chat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Digging up rubbish year old threads makes baby Jesus rape a kitten :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Sarky wrote:
    Digging up rubbish year old threads makes baby Jesus rape a kitten :(

    Just the one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, every time. Each in more depraved and sickening ways.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I want you to have my babies, Sarky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I know why alex picked on dim


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