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Narf · 2001-09-19 14:57:32

A German, an Italian and a Kerryman were on death row. > > > > > > > > > > The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1.. to be shot 2.. to be hung 3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus. So the German said,"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly). Then the Italian said, "Just hang me."…

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19-09-2001 3:57pm

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Narf

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A German, an Italian and a Kerryman were on death row.
> > > > >
> > > > > The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1.. to be shot
2.. to be hung
3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

So the German said,"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Kerryman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the Kerryman fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Kerryman said "Give me another one of those shots,"so the guards did.

Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Kerryman replied, "You gob****es are so thick..... I'm wearing a condom."

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#2 19-09-2001 4:44pm
po0k

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/me laughs in bad taste

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