XBox 360 Vs PS3 Vs Revolution

silverlining

Okay it's time for the ultimate survey to decide once and for all which console gives the best blowjob. Any fellatio-related specs to back up your argument would be appreciated.

Personally, I reckon the nintendo wins out with it's 23GHz anti-gag-reflex chip but the addition of 2 whopping great big surge protectors in the xbox360's fellation unit and a fully backwards (!?) compatible joypad in the PS3 certainly makes any comparison very difficult indeed.

KTRIC

PS3

You can't have a poll without an Atari Jaguar option, it's in the charter !!!:rolleyes:

silverlining

Atari Jaguar/None of the above

K-TRIC wrote:

You can't have a poll without an Atari Jaguar option, it's in the charter !!!:rolleyes:

I wanted to, but I didnt want to tread on anyone's toes as far as in-jokes go! I cant edit the poll now I guess

KTRIC

PS3

Anywho, I'd have to give my vote to the Sexbox360 , it's going to be far better than the original Sexbox.

monkeyfudge

Atari Jaguar/None of the above

K-TRIC wrote:

You can't have a poll without an Atari Jaguar option, it's in the charter !!!:rolleyes:

Yes... The older Atari Jaguar is a bit of a goer... she has plenty of experience and that's what counts when it comes to blow jobs.

Retr0gamer

I'd rather lob it into the Revolution. That controller could be used in so many different ways especially since it is modular. I would have given it to the PS3 but I mistook it for a George Foreman grill (you guys really need to try one of these, just don't turn the heat up).

The Troll

PS3

xbox 360 hands down. for halo 3 alone.

iregk

Atari Jaguar/None of the above

I'd have to go for revolution her. Purely on the basis of being very interested in how the movements of the controller could work particularly in a hot coffee moment ala san andreas!!! Could be the fellatio moment to beat them all...

projectmayhem

Nintendo Revolution

strange poll to be put in the xbox forum...

Retr0gamer

Strange poll, full stop.

silverlining

Atari Jaguar/None of the above

Retr0gamer wrote:

Strange poll, full stop.

I just got sick of reading all the usual nonsense over and over again tbh. That's good advice regarding the temperature of the PS3, the early beta models had no failsafes so a lot of Japanese testers got burned quite horrifically, I hope sony iron out these bugs (forgive the pun) in time for launch

KTRIC

PS3

silverlining wrote:

the early beta models had no failsafes so a lot of Japanese testers got burned quite horrifically (forgive the pun) in time for launch

[sarcastic] How terrible, those poor testers [/sarcastic]

CiDeRmAn

Atari Jaguar/None of the above

Actually, they could keep the overheating and let you the user to iron out things yourself, like creases in your "Sony Fanboy" tshirt, could be included alongside blurry pix of Jak and feckin' Daxter on the back of the console box as a feature!

Dont be at yourself

Careful now.