Pete the builder

Macker

Pete the builder was going through a house he had just built with the woman who owned it.

She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red.

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan.

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; what is that for?

The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've got a couple of culchies laying the turf out front."

Steoob

eh...

deisedevil

hmmmmmm......... wat was there before you put culshies in? maybe it made more sense?

Ro: maaan!

What kind of non-culchy says turf?

No, no. Nothing here is adding up at all...

old boy

always thought turf was black/brown

BigEejit

meh ... OP is from the pale ...nuff said

HybridTech

Ah, sure Peat is a grand fella!

Macker

always thought turf was black/brown

always thought turf was black/brown

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=turf

Get a life ...if you don't get it stfu

deisedevil

Lol, just googled: "green side up" joke. guess what, they all came up with blonde instead of culshie. bit unclever puttin culshie in there seein as most farmers are culshies and most culshies live in the country where turf or grass etc. is all around them so they'd have a good idea of which side would go up. a blonde on the other hand might not(as blonde jokes go) and that WOULD make sense. Ah come on now, poorest attempt i seen by a dub to take de pi$$ out of us culshies!:D