After sex goo

LegacyUser · 30-10-2005 1:55am #1

Hey, I just wondered if anyone else had issues with the 'after sex guygoo' situation? I find it messy and annoying and makes me want to use condoms again. Any suggestions on how to deal with it? Thanks.

newgrange · 30-10-2005 12:19pm

Another example of the time of posting's effect on quality of posts.
'guygoo'?

If you're old enough to have 'guygoo' near you, I'm sure you're old enough to work out a solution to your problem.
Please, DO start using condoms again, I'm not sure the gene pool could take it.

Rabies · 30-10-2005 12:21pm

Ha ha, thread title made me laugh. Thread of the day?

As already mentioned, were a condom.

dudara · 30-10-2005 12:38pm

I've realised that I've been too nice lately. Newgrange banned for rudeness for 1 week. PM me when it's up.

Guys might not realise, but this is an issue when you don't use condoms for sex.

Stark · 30-10-2005 12:45pm

You and your boyfriend could practise pulling out before ejaculation?

Lafortezza · 30-10-2005 1:30pm

Stark wrote:

You and your boyfriend could practise pulling out before ejaculation?

The reason curtains were invented tbh.

Endurance Man · 30-10-2005 1:42pm

Are you trying to fall pregnant? If you aren't then wear a condom

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Gone West · 30-10-2005 1:46pm

Stark wrote:

You and your boyfriend could practise pulling out before ejaculation?

That *never* works

dudara · 30-10-2005 1:47pm

I personally head for the toilet as soon as possible afterwards. Sex is messy when you don't use condoms, but in a way, that's part of the fun.

ozt9vdujny3srf · 30-10-2005 2:02pm

Endurance Man wrote:

Are you trying to fall pregnant? If you aren't then wear a condom .

Tis called the pill.

Hugh Hefner · 30-10-2005 2:30pm

Are you a guy or girl? Are you talking about gay or straight sex?

Victor · 30-10-2005 2:46pm

A handily positioned towel? Either under you or within arms reach.

Funky · 30-10-2005 4:04pm

You could hold a little glass underneath your private parts, I saw an Asian girl do that in a movie once. It seemed quite practical.

nobodythere · 30-10-2005 5:02pm

Well if she's on the pill why not er... just do it inside her ahem ahem...

And if she's not on the pill, WEAR A CONDOM!

azezil · 30-10-2005 6:19pm

Cum in your hand then subtly slip it under the pillow

Rabies · 30-10-2005 6:43pm

Classic Az

Xcom2 · 30-10-2005 7:07pm

azezil wrote:

Cum in your hand then subtly slip it under the pillow

Baby Jesus is crying!

(unless your trying to breed some kind of pillow person).
In that case count me in,,I have my own test tubes!

X

Victor · 30-10-2005 7:09pm

Xcom2 wrote:

(unless your trying to breed some kind of pillow person).
In that case count me in,,I have my own test tubes!

Glass products in bed? Isn't that dangerous?!?!??!

Back on-topic.

FX Meister · 30-10-2005 9:12pm

grasshopa wrote:

Well if she's on the pill why not er... just do it inside her ahem ahem...

And if she's not on the pill, WEAR A CONDOM!

That's just the problem mate, it's not going to stay inside her. Maybe you have only ever used condoms.

Keep a small towel to hand or a box of tissues, it's not that hard of a problem to get around.

LegacyUser · 30-10-2005 10:10pm

I am female and yes I do use another form of contraception. I have used up many a towel but was hoping there was an easier/less messy option. Running to the toliet isn't an option for me.