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News break - BUSH warns music critics

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  • 21-09-2001 9:40pm
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    Rock band Bush has grimly warned Afghanistan's music critics to surrender it's recording facilities and and sound engineers or "share in their fate" as they laid down a doctrine to avenge Islam critics on American soil that left thousand laughing.

    In a powerfully worded speech to a 'joint session' that was frequently interrupted by hot rocks, the band bush put the U.S. military on notice that they will soon be called upon to avenge critisisms of their album, and fans, that unnerved the world's richest and most powerful nation and thrust it into a war with an unseen and undeclared enemy.

    "I have called the armed forces to alert, and there is a reason. The hour is coming when rock bands will act, and you will make us proud," Bush told some armed forces as they laid down an ultimatum to Afghanistan's music critics that they will be treated as murderers if they do not surrender their recording facilities, shut their country's borders to music critics and close journalist training camps.


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