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Hannibal_12

£IRCON Go Nowhere

chernobyl

£ircon I-$cream, you can really taste the lemon.

Dr99

€ircod: we <sniger....> want to give you<mug!> the best<when hell frezzes> service! <BWhahahahahahhahahahahahaha-snort-haahahahahaha-hohohoho-hheheheheheheh-oh god stopit your killing me!!!! hahahahahahhahaha>

Boston

Go Eircom, were every day is another chance to be shafted.

Eircom, the rich Ba$tards telecom

Eircom, making your money go nowhere

Eircom, what do you expect

Promises of what you need, long after you need it at eircom

Eircom, getting Ireland into the 18th century

GET ADSL NOW… {Small print}, must be over 80 under 5 and born when the fifth moon of Jupiter is in line with Satin and the forces of darkness are at their peak.

ADSL? Friaco? you don’t want that English ****e, where’s your national pride, here buy an eircom share.

m1ke

eIrcom high S peeD - teNtimes the price for a tenth of the speed

They say years on the internet are like dog years, that makes ISDN 84 year olds, and still kickin !

m1ke

eIrcom high S peeD - teN times the price for a tenth of the speed

They say years on the internet are like dog years, that makes ISDN 84 year olds, and still kickin !

SkepticOne

Eircom. Standing between you and the internet.

Eircom. Because you have no choice.

yellum

Eircom: Did you bring the lubricant ?

Rejigging Henry Ford:
Eircom : You can have as much broadband as you want once its "High-Speed"

Eircrumb
Eircrumby

Eircom: We're the monopoly, yet we still advertise.

Eircom: Its you thats paying for a football stadium not us.

Eircom: We'd also like the shirt off your back as well as the contents of your wallet.

Bard

oh ... SO many come to mind...

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eircom: you were expecting maybe someone else?... there IS no-one else!!!

eircom: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SPEED! (unless you pay us a truckload of cash)

eircom: the six-foot f**king rat - he say: "buy ADSL or I'll eat your children"

eircom: Internetworks. No it doesn't.

eircom: how do you want to be exploited today?

eircom: ... like, you thought you had a choice?

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mewso

Do you have secretary who is always on the phone? Do you have business partners needing to send you faxes? Well fire your secretary's arse and get a fax machine.
Or alternatively get 'Screaming High Speed' from Eircom and let your secretary witter all she likes. O.k. time for the science bit....
'Screaming High Speed' is a new fangled thingamy bob that will download emails so fast you won't believe it. remember when you had to wait 1.2 seconds for an email to come in. Well not anymore because you'll have those mails flying in .5 a second each all with ADSL. Don't bother trying to understand what adsl is just believe us when we tell you to give us pots of cash for the setup your business doesn't just need it can't be anything but crippled with it. Eircom, spinning the spin that is technology so plebs like you and your customers will buy it.

small print: people with a half-arsed knowledge of technology should ignore this add and visit a page on our website hidden away at www.eircom.net/adsl/techy/13456@klj.1234/youcantfindthispleb/details.htm
Eircom reserves the right to adjust their speel to fit the current climate and raise prices at the drop of your hat and please ignore all communist propaganda of the 'IrelandOffline' variety.

kendragon

Eircon -- All your cash are belong to us!!

Urban Weigl

Originally posted by kendragon
Eircon -- All your cash belong to us!!

Don't you mean: Eircon -- All your cash are belong to us.

I just hope that the ODTR will be given the powers to tell Eircom: "You are on the way to destruction!! You have no chance to survive make your time!! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha..".

sceptre

iStream - People will see it's better if we price it higher

ADSL - Hey, we told you no-one wanted it, why complain about the price?

ADSL - It's the future. The future is soon, soon, always soon.

We don't fear competition. What competition?

Internet going too slow. Pay us £200
(Monopoly reference, maybe someone else can make it catchy)

Clover

eircon i-stream is cheap,the price? YOU'R SOLE!!!

Clover

god 2 much drink taken already

Clover take 2:p

eircon i-stream is cheap, the price you'r soul!!!
as oppesed 2 the "sole" which is what they have us all under :mad:

Hannibal_12

£IRCON Extortion is a privilege