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Two howaya

Pauly26 · 2005-11-02 00:07:42

Two howaya sluts walk into Brown Thomas (Dublin), they stroll up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it: 'Dat's quite nice innit, don't you tink Jacinta?'. 'Yeah, what's it called?'. 'Viens a moi' 'VIENS A MOI, what the f##k does that mean? At this stage the…

02-11-2005 1:07am

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Pauly26

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Two howaya sluts walk into Brown Thomas (Dublin), they stroll up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it: 'Dat's quite nice innit, don't you tink Jacinta?'. 'Yeah, what's it called?'. 'Viens a moi' 'VIENS A MOI, what the f##k does that mean? At this stage the assistant offers some help. 'Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me". Sharon, takes another sniff and offers her arm to Jacinta again saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?".

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#2 02-11-2005 1:09am

Karoma

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make the bad man stop!

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#3 02-11-2005 12:09pm

Oriel

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lol, nice one.

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#4 02-11-2005 12:13pm

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whats a "howaya" slut?

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#5 02-11-2005 2:58pm

Kablamo!

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UnrealQueen wrote:

whats a "howaya" slut?

a knackerette.

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#6 02-11-2005 9:34pm

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UnrealQueen wrote:

whats a "howaya" slut?

AKA AJH

Ah jayses, howaya [ Praise be to our heavenly father. How art thou friend ? ]

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#7 03-11-2005 10:01am

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Capt'n Midnight wrote:

AKA AJH

Ah jayses, howaya [ Praise be to our heavenly father. How art thou friend ? ]

lol

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