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02-11-2005 1:43am#1A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please".
The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you
go
join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want
with a plumber".
Made me laugh hysterically when drunk last night.:D
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heard one similar that was more long winded.... (but better imo):
A duck goes into a job office
"hey, I'm a plasterer by trade... any jobs going?"
Office guy: Oh my god!! a talking duck!!!
Duck: "yeah yeah, anyway... any jobs going?"
Office Guy: Wow!! You really should go to the circus!!
Duck "ok, cheers..."
Duck leaves office.... comes back 5 mins later looking pissed.
Duck: "Hey, you told me to go to the circus, right?"
Office Guy: "yeah, is there a problem?"
Duck " hell yes! It's in a big bloody tent!!! Why the f*ck would they need a plasterer?"0 -
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