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Irish definition of a true friend

  • 02-11-2005 12:28pm
    #1
    pdunno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭


    Something I got sent in an e-mail which I thought was kinda funny so I thought I'd share:


    IRISH DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
    Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girlie, sissy, completely wet
    "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
    Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

    1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
    sorry bastard who made you that way.
    2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
    3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
    4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every
    chance I get.
    5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much
    worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
    6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
    7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again,I
    don't want whatever you have.
    8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.


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